As usual I have to be the oddball.
Gooseberry maybe?
According to a recent Trader Joe’s ad flyer, the strawberry, although a wonderful fruit, doesn’t botanically qualify as a “true berry.” However, the banana does! (Bananas are picked green, therefore do not have fully developed seeds in them like a huckleberry would.) But to say I’m a banana would weird everyone out. So I will say I’m a silly gooseberry.
But such a cute, silly gooseberry! Good evening, HiTEch. I didn’t know that about strawberries.