Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks for the Ping on Maunday/Covenant/Sheer/Great Thursday, IMissPresidentReagan!
In for all 3hrs.
Big DUH. This Sunday is Easter. Losing track of time these days.
That is a wonderful story. I love to hear that. This state is still feeling the effects of last year’s weather. We were not all affected by the storms themselves, but our homeowners insurance increased by 120%. In Jackson county, one company cancelled all homeowners policies entirely.
there is a reason....in my day my hometown was a population of 4500 folk and there were 8 churches in town and one blinkin lite on main street
we were in town creek earlier this year a few days - loved it too
the ticks are comin too.....
Carney is standin on “ we misunderstood “
Holy Thursday hellos...n’@!
Hearing that glowing accolade for Duh Won makes me feel like I ate too many Peeps. Ill.
peeps.......nuke proof food.......mmmmmmmmmm
The voice of the castrated president of the AP disgusts me more than the voice of Al Sharpton.
His is the voice of someone who has compromised everything to get to the top. He reminds me of every guess school superintendent I’ve ever heard.
“We deeply regret the actions of some children at our school, but you can rest assured that we will do nothing to correct the problem, but instead drone on endlessly with some meaningless platitudes.”
Can we sell that state to Kenya or Europe? I'm sure that option is in the Constitution...right next to ObamaCare.
Community organizing via state run media too,
Weather Underground Mark Rudd, “move off-campus and organize among the off-campus youth”
What is worse is that folks forget that is Lee Greenwood’s song and I am surprised that he did not warn about legal actions or something of the likes to that school district.
“We Hate the USA”...I can’t breathe...I’m laughing so hard... make it stop!!!!!
OMG, I lost it when “Bullhorn Sharpton” started singing... and the extra “mic feedback” parts here and there had me rolling as it was a beautiful touch.
Did he play the Shanklin parody?
I must have missed it. That was another classic.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.