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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, April 5, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 04/05/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: Jemian
Yhea..just activated texting,new things..family pressure. :(
21 posted on 04/05/2012 9:02:49 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Kill all the terrorists; protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Thanks for the Ping on Maunday/Covenant/Sheer/Great Thursday, IMissPresidentReagan!
In for all 3hrs.


22 posted on 04/05/2012 9:04:04 AM PDT by carriage_hill (I'd vote for a "orange juice can", before 0bummer&HisRegimeFromHell, gets another 4yrs. Can-> later.)
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To: Jemian

Big DUH. This Sunday is Easter. Losing track of time these days.


23 posted on 04/05/2012 9:04:23 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romney - Santorum: Twin Sons of Different Mothers...)
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To: sloop

That is a wonderful story. I love to hear that. This state is still feeling the effects of last year’s weather. We were not all affected by the storms themselves, but our homeowners insurance increased by 120%. In Jackson county, one company cancelled all homeowners policies entirely.


24 posted on 04/05/2012 9:07:05 AM PDT by Jemian (We don't need Mittens in the south (or the rest of the country, for that matter).)
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To: sloop

there is a reason....in my day my hometown was a population of 4500 folk and there were 8 churches in town and one blinkin lite on main street


25 posted on 04/05/2012 9:09:30 AM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: Jemian

we were in town creek earlier this year a few days - loved it too


26 posted on 04/05/2012 9:11:00 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: sloop

the ticks are comin too.....


27 posted on 04/05/2012 9:15:30 AM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: advertising guy
interesting - all the reporters turned on carney - he is still trying to spin the idiot's attack on the scotus and his ‘unprecedented’ remark - one said ‘why don't you just admit he made a mistake’
28 posted on 04/05/2012 9:18:00 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: sloop

Carney is standin on “ we misunderstood “


29 posted on 04/05/2012 9:19:51 AM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Holy Thursday hellos...n’@!

Hearing that glowing accolade for Duh Won makes me feel like I ate too many Peeps. Ill.


30 posted on 04/05/2012 9:20:03 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

peeps.......nuke proof food.......mmmmmmmmmm


31 posted on 04/05/2012 9:21:57 AM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

The voice of the castrated president of the AP disgusts me more than the voice of Al Sharpton.

His is the voice of someone who has compromised everything to get to the top. He reminds me of every guess school superintendent I’ve ever heard.

“We deeply regret the actions of some children at our school, but you can rest assured that we will do nothing to correct the problem, but instead drone on endlessly with some meaningless platitudes.”


32 posted on 04/05/2012 9:25:18 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
The voice of the castrated president of the AP disgusts me more than the voice of Al Sharpton.

They're going to have to perform surgery to separate his lips from Obama's butt.
33 posted on 04/05/2012 9:27:12 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Just a bunch of haters up there in Massachusetts...

Can we sell that state to Kenya or Europe? I'm sure that option is in the Constitution...right next to ObamaCare.

34 posted on 04/05/2012 9:33:53 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Community organizing via state run media too,

Weather Underground Mark Rudd, “move off-campus and organize among the off-campus youth”


35 posted on 04/05/2012 9:34:15 AM PDT by Son House (The Economic Boom Heard Around The World => TEA Party 2012)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What is worse is that folks forget that is Lee Greenwood’s song and I am surprised that he did not warn about legal actions or something of the likes to that school district.


36 posted on 04/05/2012 9:34:15 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“We Hate the USA”...I can’t breathe...I’m laughing so hard... make it stop!!!!!


37 posted on 04/05/2012 9:34:27 AM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
rats: "we hate the USA"
*snickering* classic rush!

38 posted on 04/05/2012 9:35:27 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Kill all the terrorists; protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

OMG, I lost it when “Bullhorn Sharpton” started singing... and the extra “mic feedback” parts here and there had me rolling as it was a beautiful touch.


39 posted on 04/05/2012 9:36:05 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Tex-Con-Man

Did he play the Shanklin parody?

I must have missed it. That was another classic.


40 posted on 04/05/2012 9:40:29 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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