The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, April 5, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[NonValueAdded]

Maundy Thursday bump

[MamaB]

Good morning.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Happy Thursday. Wonder if Rush is off tomorrow?

[CSM]

I’m out for the show today! Have a wonderful weekend all and GO TIGERS!

[skinkinthegrass]

here...waiting for AG Holder's "reply" to federal judge about OBozo (the Merchant of despair :) comment about "judicial review"...should very very comically.."enlightening"

[AGreatPer]

Was with Santorum last night.
Met him.
Never saw so many suites and ties in a bowling alley.
Seems he is taking a few days off to make decisions about future.

[Buckeye McFrog]

We Catholics call it Holy Thursday, but thanks!

(we also use words like “Consubstantial”, apparently...)

[Jemian]

I have a question for you iPad owners. Can you listen to Limbaugh live via the app or do you need to be a subscriber, too?

[skinkinthegrass]

Iheart app

[Jemian]

Iheart app

What app is that? I' sorry for asking such basic questions.

[Enterprise]

Bump

[gov_bean_ counter]

OK, we already know about the new iPad. :)

If it's Thursday, it must be crappy weather in Alabama. :(

[Jemian]

Never mind. Got it. Thanks.

Typing with my fat thumbs is odd.

[Jemian]

LOL! Will it be any better if I tell you this is an old iPad2?

Yes, it is crappy weather here. But Sunday should be gorgeous!!!

[sloop]

a guy that works for me has family in tuscaloosa - we descended on it after the tornado hit with generators and a bunch of stuff - nothing - NOTHING was stolen - even the smallest stuff we passed out was returned to us even though we did not ask for most of the stuff to be returned

LOVE that little town and the people

[rightwingintelligentsia]

What; no sweater vest?

I thought he was going on, at least through the PA primary.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hahaha!!!! Probably not since I'm only getting Mrs. GBC's first generation iPad when she gets the 3.

Need good weather in Tuscaloosa the 14th.

[Biggirl]

Holy Easter Tridium BUMP. :)=^..^=

[skinkinthegrass]

Yhea..just activated texting,new things..family pressure. :(

[carriage_hill]

Thanks for the Ping on Maunday/Covenant/Sheer/Great Thursday, IMissPresidentReagan!
In for all 3hrs.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Big DUH. This Sunday is Easter. Losing track of time these days.

[Jemian]

That is a wonderful story. I love to hear that. This state is still feeling the effects of last year’s weather. We were not all affected by the storms themselves, but our homeowners insurance increased by 120%. In Jackson county, one company cancelled all homeowners policies entirely.

[advertising guy]

there is a reason....in my day my hometown was a population of 4500 folk and there were 8 churches in town and one blinkin lite on main street

[sloop]

we were in town creek earlier this year a few days - loved it too

[advertising guy]

the ticks are comin too.....

[sloop]

interesting - all the reporters turned on carney - he is still trying to spin the idiot's attack on the scotus and his ‘unprecedented’ remark - one said ‘why don't you just admit he made a mistake’

[advertising guy]

Carney is standin on “ we misunderstood “

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Holy Thursday hellos...n’@!

Hearing that glowing accolade for Duh Won makes me feel like I ate too many Peeps. Ill.

[advertising guy]

peeps.......nuke proof food.......mmmmmmmmmm

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

The voice of the castrated president of the AP disgusts me more than the voice of Al Sharpton.

His is the voice of someone who has compromised everything to get to the top. He reminds me of every guess school superintendent I’ve ever heard.

“We deeply regret the actions of some children at our school, but you can rest assured that we will do nothing to correct the problem, but instead drone on endlessly with some meaningless platitudes.”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The voice of the castrated president of the AP disgusts me more than the voice of Al Sharpton.

They're going to have to perform surgery to separate his lips from Obama's butt.

[who knows what evil?]

Just a bunch of haters up there in Massachusetts...

Can we sell that state to Kenya or Europe? I'm sure that option is in the Constitution...right next to ObamaCare.

[Son House]

Community organizing via state run media too,

Weather Underground Mark Rudd, “move off-campus and organize among the off-campus youth”

[Biggirl]

What is worse is that folks forget that is Lee Greenwood’s song and I am surprised that he did not warn about legal actions or something of the likes to that school district.

[Tex-Con-Man]

“We Hate the USA”...I can’t breathe...I’m laughing so hard... make it stop!!!!!

[skinkinthegrass]

rats: "we hate the USA"
*snickering* classic rush!

[GraceG]

OMG, I lost it when “Bullhorn Sharpton” started singing... and the extra “mic feedback” parts here and there had me rolling as it was a beautiful touch.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did he play the Shanklin parody?

I must have missed it. That was another classic.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Re the lib rewrite of Greenwood’s song:

Pass the word to Rush, from somebody living fairly close to the border:

I don’t know if folks in Canada (particularly Alberta and Sask) would particularly like to have that bunch of lib punks show their faces, let alone move in.

They’re only a few years into the cleanup process after the gross mess that THEIR libs made before they voted ‘em all off into the ****can.

I’m still trying to figure out how the Canadian PM could stay in the same room with The 0 last week for as long as he did. Better man than I.....

[angcat]

Happy Easter All!

Go Yanks!!!!

[Tex-Con-Man]

He did indeed.

Shanklin has an incredible ear for a very specialized skill... singing voice parody impersonations...political category. You know exactly who the voice is, and they accurately convey the person's personality while being funny as hell.

Doods got skillz.

[HonestConservative]

JICYMI

Exclusive audio of Kagan’s 3 AM call to Obama as reported by Selma Bovier of THE SHREW

http://freedomradiorocks.com/?attachment_id=1778

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Can’t listen at work right now, but can you give us a sneak preview?

Did Kagan leak the SCOTUS ruling to Obama? (Or is this a joke . . .?)

[HonestConservative]

Selma Bovier is Homer Simpson’s sister in law.

It is hysterical

You cannot play it at work, your neighbor will explode.

On second thought...

[Son House]

Couldn’t handle the call at 3pm, “this is Jay your speaking to, I think you want Leon...”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

If Zero gets re-elected, Canada is looking better and better.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL! She’s off today, or I would play it for her.