Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
bttt
Re the lib rewrite of Greenwood’s song:
Pass the word to Rush, from somebody living fairly close to the border:
I don’t know if folks in Canada (particularly Alberta and Sask) would particularly like to have that bunch of lib punks show their faces, let alone move in.
They’re only a few years into the cleanup process after the gross mess that THEIR libs made before they voted ‘em all off into the ****can.
I’m still trying to figure out how the Canadian PM could stay in the same room with The 0 last week for as long as he did. Better man than I.....
Happy Easter All!
Go Yanks!!!!
Shanklin has an incredible ear for a very specialized skill... singing voice parody impersonations...political category. You know exactly who the voice is, and they accurately convey the person's personality while being funny as hell.
Doods got skillz.
JICYMI
Exclusive audio of Kagan’s 3 AM call to Obama as reported by Selma Bovier of THE SHREW
http://freedomradiorocks.com/?attachment_id=1778
Can’t listen at work right now, but can you give us a sneak preview?
Did Kagan leak the SCOTUS ruling to Obama? (Or is this a joke . . .?)
Selma Bovier is Homer Simpson’s sister in law.
It is hysterical
You cannot play it at work, your neighbor will explode.
On second thought...
Couldn’t handle the call at 3pm, “this is Jay your speaking to, I think you want Leon...”
If Zero gets re-elected, Canada is looking better and better.
ROFL! She’s off today, or I would play it for her.
really
Just download for later play.
Yeah, remember the final bin laden thing where they had to get a jacket for him to look more professional/less golf course while viewing the Troops, wasn’t that supposed to be Panetta making the call?
I remember it that way.
they did play it backwards...somethin like where is my Buddy Love over and over
cool...can’t wait.
Sometimes, a porous border is a very good thing, eh?
Let’s see if the presumed Republican nominee Barabbas Romney has the smarts to bring that up and all those visits by Ayers, in a sarcastic way that requires no response but states the observation.
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