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Russia Announces Plans For Zombie Gun, Prepare Your Bunkers
DVICE ^ | April 6, 2012 | Eileen Marable

Posted on 04/07/2012 5:23:53 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

Russia announces plans for zombie gun, prepare your bunkers

Moscow Zombie Parade May 13, 2011

Memories of the cold war have been raised from the dead this week with the confirmation from Russian officials they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies. The "psychotronic" gun would not only inflict pain but also attack the central nervous system leaving enemies scrambled.

The weapon, which is said to use electromagnetic radiation, was announced by Russian defense minister Anatoly Serdyukov and was confirmed by Russian Prime Minister and President-elect Vladimir Putin. It has apparently in some form been tested for crowd control.

If this sounds familiar you might be remembering our story on the U.S. military testing a heat beam, which caused reporters to cringe and run away when exposed to beam. The U.S. weapon also uses electromagnetic radiation, but is used in short bursts and with safety measures in place.

Despite this, the experience didn't look pleasant. And the U.S. weapon doesn't include the zombie factor.

Little is actually known about the Russian version other than what they have declared to the world's press. According to Australia's Herald Sun, both the U.S. and Russia have carried out research on electromagnetic waves since the '50s, and there is some evidence showing that low-frequency waves could affect brain cells and potentially alter thought.

If the pain and mind control is combined that could be a powerful weapon. President-elect Putin, not known for being shy, fully embraces that concept. According to The Herald Sun, he stated, "…the technology is comparable in effect to nuclear weapons but 'more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology.'''

That is a pretty bold statement.

Does the weapon really exist — even in a partial form? If not now, the Russians sound like they are in an experimental mood.

The Herald Sun reports that Defense Minister Serdyukov said the weaponry based on new physics principles — direct-energy weapons, geophysical weapons, wave-energy weapons, genetic weapons and psychotronic weapons — were part of the state arms procurement program for 2011-2020.

Sounds like the bunker business might be profitable again.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: banglist; braindead; coldwar2; commiezombies; communism; crowdcontrol; gulag; itstheendoftheworld; militarytech; mindcontrol; napl; psychotronicgun; radiationgun; scrambledbrains; sharkswithlasers; sovietunion; vladimirputin; zday; zombie; zombieapocalypse; zombiedeathray; zombieland
Moscow Zoble Parade, May 13, 2011

Moscow Zoble Parade, May 13, 2011

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Moscow Zoble Parade, May 13, 2011

Moscow Zoble Parade, May 13, 2011

Maybe the Ruskies have gove overboard with their new weapon resulting in hoards of zombies roaming Moscow?

1 posted on 04/07/2012 5:24:00 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More info ...

Vladimir Putin Confirms Russian Zombie Radiation Gun

http://gizmodo.com/5899364/vladimir-putin-confirms-russian-zombie-radiation-gun

Russia working on electromagnetic radiation guns

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/sci-tech/russia-working-on-electromagnetic-radiation-guns/story-fn5iztw3-1226317396841


2 posted on 04/07/2012 5:26:29 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


3 posted on 04/07/2012 5:27:22 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
"...confirmation from Russian officials they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies."

I think they were using this at Obama campaign appearances in 2008.

4 posted on 04/07/2012 5:29:55 PM PDT by DJ Frisat ((optional, printed after my name on post))
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To: DogByte6RER

We just use federal subsidies over here to create them.


5 posted on 04/07/2012 5:30:15 PM PDT by Chipper (You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
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6 posted on 04/07/2012 5:30:53 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: DogByte6RER

“....they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies.”

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The gun was tested in 2008 and has been found to be very effective.

It makes people believe in Hope and Change without knowing what it stands for.


7 posted on 04/07/2012 5:39:56 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: DogByte6RER

It’s been used on Harry Reid and Obummer already.


8 posted on 04/07/2012 5:41:14 PM PDT by ncfool (OMG 2012)
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To: DogByte6RER

But will it be able to make African Americans learn to swim? (reference to an earlier fun thread)


9 posted on 04/07/2012 5:41:44 PM PDT by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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To: DogByte6RER
No problem.

All you need is a multi-parabolic surfaced helmet that reflects the microwaves back to the source like a cat`s eye does to a laser beam.

10 posted on 04/07/2012 5:53:07 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (e-beams easy? ? ?? Who knew?)
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To: 353FMG
It makes people believe in Hope and Change without knowing what it stands for.

Someone has to post this:

Zombies

11 posted on 04/07/2012 6:01:02 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: DogByte6RER

sucks being a grown up in brat’s world.


12 posted on 04/07/2012 6:05:14 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (I think in about 5 - no, 4 - years I'll have had enough.)
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To: Chipper

Or limited edition sneaker releases.


13 posted on 04/07/2012 6:05:56 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: Chipper

Reminds me of an old “Boys Life” magazine joke:

Russian:

“In Russia, our women use bulldozers to take down trees.”

American:

“In America, our women use cars.”


14 posted on 04/07/2012 6:24:16 PM PDT by Dogbert41 ("...or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. " -Jesus)
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To: DogByte6RER
Sounds like the weapon in Ralph Peters' The War in 2020.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

15 posted on 04/07/2012 7:01:12 PM PDT by wku man (Who says conservatives don't rock? http://www.bigdawgmusicmafia.com)
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To: DogByte6RER

Like I needed more reasons to put on the tin foil hat.


16 posted on 04/07/2012 7:05:24 PM PDT by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: diverteach

Just in case ...

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: )


17 posted on 04/07/2012 7:24:11 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Zer0's probably ordered a gross of them.


18 posted on 04/07/2012 7:33:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: All

Putin has already tested it on Medvedev — it works !


19 posted on 04/07/2012 7:41:51 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
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To: DogByte6RER

20 posted on 04/07/2012 7:42:32 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Zero already has one. It is called a teleprompter.


21 posted on 04/07/2012 8:49:50 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Daffynition
I like this one.
22 posted on 04/07/2012 10:16:01 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: wku man

The “Scrambler”. Reduced people into infant stages without killing them. It was placed on a Cruise missle if I recall. It was design to fry the brains without killing. A true terror weapon.
I give you a thumbs up on the “War in 2020” reference.


23 posted on 04/08/2012 2:57:50 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: fella
Awesome! Sure beats our pewney one!


24 posted on 04/08/2012 3:08:46 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: bunkerhill7
A corner reflector is an easier geometry


25 posted on 04/08/2012 4:16:22 AM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

correct


26 posted on 04/08/2012 8:06:36 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (e-beams easy? ? ?? Who knew?)
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