Maybe the Ruskies have gove overboard with their new weapon resulting in hoards of zombies roaming Moscow?
posted on 04/07/2012 5:26:29 PM PDT
("Loose lips sink ships")
"...confirmation from Russian officials they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies."
I think they were using this at Obama campaign appearances in 2008.
posted on 04/07/2012 5:29:55 PM PDT
by DJ Frisat
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We just use federal subsidies over here to create them.
posted on 04/07/2012 5:30:15 PM PDT
(You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
“....they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies.”
The gun was tested in 2008 and has been found to be very effective.
It makes people believe in Hope and Change without knowing what it stands for.
posted on 04/07/2012 5:39:56 PM PDT
It’s been used on Harry Reid and Obummer already.
posted on 04/07/2012 5:41:14 PM PDT
But will it be able to make African Americans learn to swim? (reference to an earlier fun thread)
posted on 04/07/2012 5:41:44 PM PDT
(O < 0)
All you need is a multi-parabolic surfaced helmet that reflects the microwaves back to the source like a cat`s eye does to a laser beam.
posted on 04/07/2012 5:53:07 PM PDT
(e-beams easy? ? ?? Who knew?)
Sounds like the weapon in Ralph Peters' The War in 2020
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
posted on 04/07/2012 7:01:12 PM PDT
by wku man
(Who says conservatives don't rock? http://www.bigdawgmusicmafia.com)
Like I needed more reasons to put on the tin foil hat.
posted on 04/07/2012 7:05:24 PM PDT
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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