darling, i just lost my job, but economics professor b. t. mcbugger says i can get another job if we all just pick up and move to lower slobbovia. you’ve always wanted to travel, right? what, the kids? it’s a shock they have to learn lower slobbovian but economics professor h. d. hankey says foreign kids who don’t learn the native language will do so if they have enough economic incentive so we can just turn them out on the street with pencil cans instead of lunch pails, and they’ll do just fine.
we’ll all do fine, really. macro-economics theory tells us so! zbonay bzvorshna!! (”be happy” in lower slobbovian)
While mere mortals are struggling in Lower Slobbovia, he must be confident that he can relocate to a posh neighborhood of Shanghai. In time for mass uprising. Well, the latter would be “unexpected” development for him, though.