This is as sick as their Mothers Day promotion.
You got that right ... unfortunately.
Incidentally, do you remember the time when Ann Richards got a face lift?
When she came out from under anesthesia, the doctors told her they had some bad news and some good news.
The bad news ... you're still a wrinkled old hag that's ugly as hell.
The good news ... we still managed to harvest enough skin for a wallet, a purse, a hat band, a belt, and two pairs of boots.