Skip to comments.New Version of 'Four Questions' Celebrates... Obama (barfin' time)
Posted on 04/11/2012 5:28:36 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
This year the National Jewish Democratic Council (NJDC) has published a new version of the Four Questions traditionally recited at the Passover seder. Instead of commemorating the liberation of the Jews from Egypt, the NJDC has chosen to take this opportunity to hail, what they see as, the achievements of President Barack Obama.
As Commentary Magazines Jonathan Tobin poignantly notes, One of the most disturbing aspects of modern American Jewish life is the almost obsessive desire of many Jews to universalize every aspect of Jewish belief while downplaying the original meanings of customs and ritual.
Following a video of President Obamas Passover greetings, the NJDC states, As Jews in the United States and around the world gather together to celebrate Passover, it is important that we reflect on the blessings and freedoms that we have as Jews living in a free society. One of those blessings is that we have a President deeply committed to the safety and security of Israel, and the welfare of all Americansincluding the needy among us.
They then go on to list their new version of the Four Questions, which include: Why has President Obama provided record amounts of military aid to Israel?; Why has President Obama worked so hard and succeeded at uniting the world against Irans illicit nuclear weapons program?; Why has President Obama achieved the historic passage of Obamacare?; and, Why has President Obama fought to strengthen Medicare and Medicaid?
They claim that the answers to all of these questions are: President Obama cares deeply about the safety and security of the Jewish state. He has been Israels leading advocate from day one and has done more than any other President to meaningfully bolster its defenses and provide for its future. He also cares deeply about the welfare of all....
(Excerpt) Read more at israelnationalnews.com ...
Ma nishtana halayla ha-PUTZ!
I’m tempted to direct these suck-ups to a Hare Krishna temple.
Let me guess—they hide the “afikomen” on the left. The far left.
The loud sound you just heard was me putting a 9mm through the screen. In a minute the computer gets a flying lesson out the window of the third floor.
OY time a trillion.
” One of those blessings is that we have a President deeply committed to the safety and security of Israel, and the welfare of all Americans...”
ARE THEY FREAKING KIDDING? These idiots’ religion is Liberalism NOT Judiasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Ma nishtana halayla ha-PUTZ!” I can think of another Yiddish term more explicit than PUTZ...(but if I typed it my grandmother would come back from the dead and hit me on the head)
A president doesn't do it alone. He is helped by his party from ALL over the country and is helped by the MILLIONS who voted for him. He's even helped by the GOP who go along with some of his ideas...
God help us.
That's quite true of course. But this time, we need to stop voluntarily helping to build their pyramid (schemes) for them, even if Moses fails to appear.
I can use “Obama” and “gonif” in a sentence:
In November, Obama will be gonif the American people come to their senses.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the construct a copy of Solomon’s Temple with a pair of Obama’s used underwear in the “Holy of Holies”. They have chosen their god and it isn’t Jehovah...
With deep sadness, I have come to the conclusion that the Republican party would rather have Obama in than someone that would REALLY put an end to corporate welfare and the DC gravy train.
Obama is far less frightening, than, say, a Palin or a Paul or ANYONE that would say the government (you and I, the taxpayer) should stop financing connected people’s wealth.
I can do it too!
The first plague of blood - Obama’s refusal to really stop participlating in the Middle East Wars (in fact, by destablizing Egypt and Libya, he’s causing more bloodshed than every before)
The 2nd plague of frogs. -I’m going to be mean here and just mention Michelle, Sonia, Elena, and Hillary. (For their loud, irritating croaking.)
The 3rd plague of gnats and lice - the MSM, for their chewing away at America’s foundation with their love affair for this radical.
The 4th plague of flies - Jesse Jackson, Sharpton, and the racebaiters, for their rapid flight to the carrion.
The 5th plague of diseased livestock - The destruction he has wrought to our industry, including cash for clunkers.
The 6th plague of Boils - The “Affordable Healthcare Act”, of course. The damage he has done to our health is incalculable. Already. Ask any elderly person who recently has had their therapy cut off.
The 7th plague of Thunder and Hail - the hatred coming out of the left towards people of Faith.
The 8th plague of Locusts - inflation, destroying the storehouse of people’s lives. And anyone that tells you it isn’t purposeful has total blinders.
The 9th plague of darkness - Obama’s war on our energy supply, of course.
The 10th plague of the death of the firstborn - Dr Death, Obama, marches on to destroy as many lives as he can through abortion.
You know, I need more plagues. There wasn’t one for the destruction of our allies, of Israel, the scorn he has set us up for throughout the world, his power hungry czars, his runs around the Constitution, etc - he’s worse than Egypt. And mine are Far more based in fact than these fantastical “Four questions” are.
Does Obama qualify more as a putz, a schmo, a schlemiel, a schlimazel or a schmendrick? Or all of the above?
I’m surprised those Obama-worshiping, Leftists at the NJDC didn’t ask, “Why is this Mashiach different from all other Mashiachs?”
A schlemiel is the traveler who spills his coffee on a fellow passenger. A schlimazel is the fellow he spills it on.
Obama is the schlemiel. America is the schlimazel.
But each plague was, according to one sage, comprised of four totalling forty, and according to another was comprised of five, totalling fifty, and at the Red Sea there were thus 200 plagues according to the first opinion, and 250 according to the second. Follow the sage of your choice and go on to list Plage 1a, 1b, 1c, etc.
And everyone leans to the left while drinking wine and eating matza. Very apropo. “This year we are slaves. Next year let us become free men.” Lol.
So the real 11th plague is the terminal stupidity that infects the electorate. Obama may or may not be gone on 20/1/13, but the plague will still be there, even if in remission.
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