Ma nishtana halayla ha-PUTZ!
Let me guess—they hide the “afikomen” on the left. The far left.
The loud sound you just heard was me putting a 9mm through the screen. In a minute the computer gets a flying lesson out the window of the third floor.
OY time a trillion.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the construct a copy of Solomon’s Temple with a pair of Obama’s used underwear in the “Holy of Holies”. They have chosen their god and it isn’t Jehovah...
I can do it too!
See:
The first plague of blood - Obama’s refusal to really stop participlating in the Middle East Wars (in fact, by destablizing Egypt and Libya, he’s causing more bloodshed than every before)
The 2nd plague of frogs. -I’m going to be mean here and just mention Michelle, Sonia, Elena, and Hillary. (For their loud, irritating croaking.)
The 3rd plague of gnats and lice - the MSM, for their chewing away at America’s foundation with their love affair for this radical.
The 4th plague of flies - Jesse Jackson, Sharpton, and the racebaiters, for their rapid flight to the carrion.
The 5th plague of diseased livestock - The destruction he has wrought to our industry, including cash for clunkers.
The 6th plague of Boils - The “Affordable Healthcare Act”, of course. The damage he has done to our health is incalculable. Already. Ask any elderly person who recently has had their therapy cut off.
The 7th plague of Thunder and Hail - the hatred coming out of the left towards people of Faith.
The 8th plague of Locusts - inflation, destroying the storehouse of people’s lives. And anyone that tells you it isn’t purposeful has total blinders.
The 9th plague of darkness - Obama’s war on our energy supply, of course.
The 10th plague of the death of the firstborn - Dr Death, Obama, marches on to destroy as many lives as he can through abortion.
You know, I need more plagues. There wasn’t one for the destruction of our allies, of Israel, the scorn he has set us up for throughout the world, his power hungry czars, his runs around the Constitution, etc - he’s worse than Egypt. And mine are Far more based in fact than these fantastical “Four questions” are.
I’m surprised those Obama-worshiping, Leftists at the NJDC didn’t ask, “Why is this Mashiach different from all other Mashiachs?”
If this is the face of modern American Judaism, it may be time to rethink religion. Although, if my father-in-law’s Chasidic sister is any indicator of that part of the religion’s feelings towards the Kenyan interloper, we may have hope. What she says about nObama makes some of the FReepers here sound mild! Then again, she and her family barely escaped the Nazis in ‘37, and her husband has the tatoo on his arm to show that he was one of the fortunate survivors, so they have first-hand knowledge of this stuff.