Then it is our perrogative to reject the government...
Exactly. At that point, the Government has lost all legitimacy and is properly considered outlaw and must be dealt with. We’re fast approaching that point now. It’s truly sad that people desire power so much that they are willing to destroy the greatest nation on Earth to achieve it.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,
Weve stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on whats right. So lets just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.
So heres a model separation agreement.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. Thats going to be the difficult part, but Im sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We dont like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war, well take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie ODonnell. But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.
Well keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks. Well keep the Bibles and well let you have NBC and Hollywood.
You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and well retain the right to invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will provide them with security. You wont have to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.
We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in their place Imagine. Id like to teach the world to sing Kumbaya or We are the world. We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, Ill bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.
John J Wall
Law student and an American
P.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda