Oh, oh - young alpha males drinking and running around with loose women - what’s next, baseball players chewing tobacco?
Oh, wait, no - that vice is now off limits, too.
Looks like America will have to fall back on the old standbys - watching politicians lie, cheat, and steal, and reading phony puff pieces written by journalist con artists about Marxist thugs in congress and the White House.
But, hey, at least those nasty men aren’t drinking and running with fast women.
Most likely checking out “tranny’s for Zero and got a little tired as it was such a “hard” job!