Posted on 04/17/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“What if something happened to Obama while they were partying?”
Then we would all be partying!
Rush too paranoid about his dictation/transcribing, IMO....
Wow, Rush has MacSpeech Dictate on his iPhone? I think we’re watching the parade one block behind.
not sure why apple would cloud compute a speech to text application
THis one’s for you....(got it in the mail and had to share LOL) ;-)
I MET A FAIRY TODAY THAT SAID SHE WOULD GRANT ME ONE WISH.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“Fine,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
"A lot of information changed rather quickly didn’t it? I think a major White House/media cover up is in progress now. Something we cannot imagine happened and the truth cannot be revealed at all costs."
lets face it...there would be no compromise if the guys obeyed the rules...
excellent......I’ll use that til I break it too.
Leni
Maybe the Russians do not want to give Obama his “space” and wait until after the election to do whatever it is he has been ordered to do....this was their way of saying hello.
Could be the agents were drugged-(spiked water or ice cubes or?) which would explain ALL of them having crazy behavior...
"Without the rest of the demographic data included in this survey and the weighting methodology, this poll should be treated as utter fantasy".
"Then we would all be partying!"
I am going to keep my mouf shut and I ain't sayin' nuffin.
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Good Morning to you Commander, nice to see you survived the latest Stasi attack.
they have a joke - wheels up, rings off
meaning when the president is not present, their wedding rings come off and the party starts
wheels up = landing gear on a plane
according to that former ss agent that is running for congress
The “Appellations”?
Where is that?
Yup. I don’t know what happened but the result is that the SS is being discredited.
With the group running the executive branch these days, anything could have happened.
You mean Dan Bongino? He’s my man in Merryland. Doesn’t have a prayer tho....
"To not be made sick by the lie is itself a kind of sickness." ~ Robert W. Godwin (Gagdad Bob)- Ph.D Forensic Clinical Psychologist
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