"Cochrun is acting as his own lawyer. The lawsuit also requests that his circumcision be reversed."
Posted on 04/17/2012 2:25:45 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Prison Inmate Sues Hospital Over Circumcision As A Newborn
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (April 17, 2012)--South Dakota prison inmate Dean Cochrun is suing the hospital where he was circumcised as a newborn, claiming the procedure has robbed him of his sexual prowess.
The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.
Cochrun is acting as his own lawyer.
The lawsuit also requests that his circumcision be reversed.
"Cochrun is acting as his own lawyer. The lawsuit also requests that his circumcision be reversed."
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I’d want to know why he wants to be a sexual tiger while in prison?
“The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.”
Where’s he filing, Small Claims?
For the reversal, he may want to check with Dr. Schlong Hung Lo.
If he was my bunkmate, I know I wouldn’t want him ylto be a sexual tiger.
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It should be thrown out for lack of evidence........
Not only is he is safer in prison, butt after release he becomes better suited to be a politician with each (non)passing day.
At least he’s circumcised, so he’s much less likely to transmit AIDS.
It's a good concept generally. Slicing babies up - and shooting them full of compiled vaccines with poisonous substrates in massive amounts, repeatedly - are atrocities. They psychological traumas and compromise the immune system so that they virtually guarantee mental and physical problems down the line. Why any government would deliberately cripple its people as babies is beyond understa...
Oh.
I wonder what the perp is in prison for..
For a thousand dollars I’ll sew his nose to the end of his thing for him.
Don’t know for certain but my guess is that they didn’t save the foreskin for him. Too bad. It’s a damned shame they didn’t do a lobotomy at the same time.
You really don’t want to know that, do you?
Is there a class-action suit I can join? I remember when they circumcised me as an infant, I couldn’t walk for a year!
I think he’s a little past the statute of limitations. So where do they get the foreskin; from current circs or from fetal tissue?
Are you kidding?
With some adjustment to the lawsuit, I think he could have a pretty good case. He needs to claim the circumcision was performed just below his brain stem. Who wouldn’t believe that!
Nope. Research in Africa has shown that circumcision significantly (by 60%, or something like that) reduces the risk of contracting or transmitting HIV.
“The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.”
Where’s he filing, Small Claims?
Latest report is that the Court dismissed the plaintiff’s claim. They called it a “de Minimus” suit.
;-)
if his prowess is only worth $1000... he'd be better off asking for pain and suffering
If he has no sexual prowess now a skin graft won’t magically bestow it upon him.
Man walked into the doctor’s office and asked for help to cure his stutter. The doc checked him over, sent him out for tests and consultations with specialists, and gave him a potential solution. He would need to take 2/3rds off his ‘equipment’ to cure it.
Guy left and thought about it, then came in the next day and said: “O K K K K, D D Doc c - l l l l let’s d d do it.”
Into the hospital he goes, and the procedure is done. Doc goes in the next day, and the guy said: “Wow - many thanks, Doc! No stutter; just amazing. They tell me everything checks out and I’ll be fully healed in a few days. Thanks again!”
Well, a month later, the guy goes back to the Doc. “Hey Doc - much as I appreciate what you’ve done for me, my wife is not happy and wants me to get my equipment back as it was. Will you arrange that for me?”
“G G G Gee - I I I I I d d d don’t t t think k k I I I c c c an!”
Male circumcision, also, helps prevent the spread of HPV which can cause cervical cancer in woman.
Touche!
He should get an extra year in prison for bringing this BS to a court.
Makes sense. Less gunk of any kind goes from one partner to another.
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