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To: onyx; trisham; TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW

I just got another turtle.

My turtles always seem to want to raise up on their back legs, and roar loudly, imposing as they are with their massive 800 lb frames covered with muscles and fur. Invariably, they try to disembowel me with their 2-inch-long claws and large maws rimmed with 3 inch long teeth.

So far I have owned a black turtle, a Polar turtle, and a Northern Grizzly turtle.


467 posted on 04/18/2012 4:14:39 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Have I got the pet for you!


468 posted on 04/18/2012 4:16:44 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lazamataz

Dearest Laz,

What size is your new turtle?


470 posted on 04/18/2012 4:22:30 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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PLEASE DONATE TODAY


472 posted on 04/18/2012 4:23:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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