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Posted on 04/18/2012 8:58:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Ping. I didn’t see the thread posted, so . . .
Bump
Dittos.
LOL!
To quote someone on a blog, “I hope this doesn’t turn into another ‘Bo meets grill’ story.”
I’m in.
FWIW, I’ve eaten dog. It was good.
Corey files career ending affidavit. Sucks doesn’t it Corey? Some people have the guts to uphold the law, others just uphold their rears.
I’m sure glad Rush is examining this affidavit, because its weakness needs to be well known by the public. I couldn’t believe the sophomoric nature when I first read it.
I don’t know if you noticed that I was complaining about interruption of the internet feed of the Rush show on my local radio station, but following the Sandr Fluke thing, the interruptions increased to about every ten minutes, timed to cut out all the ads and any interesting callers.
Well, I complained and the station fixed whatever was the problem.
Yesterday, in the last half hour of the Rush show, it happened again. The internet feed cut out and, on my I-Phone, was a blank page with the KGMI heading at the top and the message, sent from my I-Phoc on the bottom.
here
That’s odd.
The sophomoric nature of the affidavit was matched only by the sophomoric nature of her press conference. Good grief!
Hey, that’s exactly how I measure the cost of things...in cans of beer! Beer is a great exchange medium. Is there anything it can’t do?
Any Stasi Trolls out there?
I think it’s safe . . . so far.
You know, you forced me to look up the word “Stasi” (a few weeks ago).
I increased your vocalberry?
THAT is a minor success in my minuscule life.
Obama IS in over his head. He should go be a bookie following the NBA.
O is NOT in over his head...he is specific and intended in his effort to kill America and God.
” O is NOT in over his head...he is specific and intended in his effort to kill America and God.”
This doesn’t take a genius to do this....just a relentless purpose, and Obama has that. The(evil) brilliant guys are in the background.
No Rush tomorrow and Friday?
I wonder which Mark is subbing? Hopefully not Davis.
I thought he said he was kidding?
Well, first he mistakenly said he was out “today,” and then laughed and said he was kidding, that he was really here today.
Or maybe I missed it. Hopefully I’m wrong.
Usually when Mark Steyn is subbing Rush mentions it right away. Hopefully I’m wrong.
Moneyball is playin on cable now...........damn good movie !
Well poo! He is out, AGAIN, tomorrow and Friday.
Great movie! Even if Brad Pit is a commie socialist.
All,
I ran some numbers and came up with the following that puts the current federal budget and the Buffet rule nonsense in some perspective.
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I did some quick figerrin and assuming the numbers below:
Fed Budget = $3.7T
Fed tax revenue = $2.4T
Fed Debt = $16T
Buffet Rule revenue increase $4.7B
This would equal the following, if the average family were in the same boat as the federal gov’t.
Annual Income = $60K
Annual Spending = $90K
Current Credit Card debt = $400K
This family decides to take control and they get an extra job to add to their income (buffet tax) so they go and earn $117, yes one hundred and seventeen dollars for the entire year.
Just sayin.
If (I say if) obama is a product of his claimed mother, herself a product of the 60’s, who raised him in another country - then lived with g-parents for 6 or so yrs. mix that in with Chicago and his ‘community organizer’ career, I say he is what he is.
Late in bttt
Sorry to hear Rush will be off tomorrow and Friday.
Oh I know. I have been posting for a while now that Obama has MIHOPed our country (Made It Happen On Purpose). MIHOP is a term generated by the DUmmies over 9/11. He was definitely placed in the White House for a purpose that he has almost accomplished. Romney is using the phrase “he is a nice guy, but in over his head.” That phrase, if viewed as Obama actually does care about this country and just really sucks, may correctly characterize Obama in the mind of some.
just heard Megyn Kelly allow Romney is goin on the attack..
Romney said the media is left wing biased and tryin to ditch Myth’s campaign......Kelly ax’s...is that true?
a fair and balanced.......blah blah blah after the break
are you f’n kiddin me
Thanks,
Leni
Thankfully, Rush is now skewering Romney’s tax plan to eliminate tax deductions of the “rich”. Further, the idiot Romney said to Kudlow that they have to do this to “pay” for the lowered nominal tax rates. I am banging my head against the wall, because the goal is to spur economic expansion and grow the tax base. He is accepting the democrat premise, which infuriates me.
Since Rush is going to be off the next two days, either you or I could set up the thread unless IMissRonaldReagan does it.
“Romney is using the phrase “he is a nice guy, but in over his head.”
- he is not a nice guy - I don’t like what is happening to The United States of America.
Reverse Seminar Caller?
I would think IMPR will be back but if not I’m sure one of us will pinch-hit.
That is exactly what I have been wondering. I was suspecting hackers because before I started listening to internet feed, there was occasional disruption of the radio that happened at the most important times.
I didn’t get any results with my complaints until I mentioned that it was beginning to happen during the local talk show, as well. They don’t want to lose the local advertising.
“nice guy”, my fishbelly white arse! He is a calculated, demonic, America hating, race baiting, mulatto Marxist Muslim sympathizer!
Could be.
Hey Nuge, protect your Constitutional rights. If you are going to meet with the SS, don’t go without a hooker.
One way or another, this thread WILL be up!
nope....it is the queens english
mornin...and dittos
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