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Talking Dog Now Endorses Romney
iOTW.com ^ | April 18, 2012 | Big Fur Hat

Posted on 04/18/2012 12:28:16 PM PDT by JoanVarga

YouTube's favorite talking dog hears about Romney and Obama.

It goes about like you'd expect.

Enjoy!


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dogs; obama
Perfect.
1 posted on 04/18/2012 12:28:19 PM PDT by JoanVarga
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To: JoanVarga

Love it! bttt

Here are some really funny comments on Twitter, too:

John Hayward @Doc_0 (A/K/A “DR. ZERO”):

“We should really be thinking about all the puppies that were created or saved because Obama didn’t eat their parents.”

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Michelle Malkin @ michellemalkin

In case you missed all the fun last night via @ TwitchyTeam - Top Obama Dog Recipes: # obamadogrecipes http://is.gd/x27lFE

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Michelle Malkin @ michellemalkin

# toughtoughercrunchy RT @ iowahawkblog BREAKING: Obama’s audition tape for the Food Network http://youtu.be/OxuhQ5hKDhw

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John Hayward @Doc_0

“Breaking: PETA criticizes adults who fed Obama “Bo’s cousin.” No, seriously, they did”: http://thedc.com/HQev2U

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John Hayward @Doc_0

Obama stand-up comedy: “I ate a dog in my pajamas yesterday. How that dog got into my pajamas, I’ll never know!”

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John Hayward @Doc_0

The media was SO looking forward to talking about Romney’s dog. Beats pretending the next round of awful economic news was “unexpected.”

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John Hayward @Doc_0

“Mitt Romney’s wife can’t identify with “ordinary Americans” because she’s never eaten dog in Indonesia.”

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John Hayward @Doc_0

“Maybe Obama should offer to raid Social Security again, and give us another $10 a paycheck if we shut up about him eating dog.”

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‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ @jtLOL

“New talking point: Eating dogs is okay as long as nobody loved them. Glad you’re keeping busy today, @ DavidAxelrod .”

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Howard Notelling @ BluegrassPundit

Romney may have strapped Fido on top the car, but Obama ate him http://shar.es/rkwzw # tcot

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James Taranto @jamestaranto

At least no one will say Obama isn’t qualified to be dogcatcher.

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Jonah Goldberg @JonahNRO

Clinton: I chewed the dog but didn’t swallow

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Jonah Goldberg @JonahNRO

Obama: “It was just some dog in my neighborhood”

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Michelle Malkin @ michellemalkin

RT @ TwitchyTeam: More Panic Mode: Obama eats dog story has DNC comm director @ woodhouseb unleashed
http://twitchy.com/2012/04/18/more-panic-mode-obama-eats-dog-story-has-dnc-communications-director-unleashed/

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April 18, 2012

Dreams from My Schnauzer
You guys, last night I had the most wonderful dream. In the dream, President Barack Obama bragged about eating dogs ­ In his own book! On the audiobook! ­ and his enablers couldn’t ignore it, and their “Romney is cruel to animals” narrative was totally ruined with the sweep of a paw. It was unbelievably awesome. :)

Listen to Obama talk about eating dog meat in his own words on his audio book, “Dreams From My Father”
HERE: http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/18/dreams-from-my-schnauzer/

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Look what Google did with ABC News’ story on Obama eating dog meat
April 18, 2012 by Eddie Scarry
http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/04/18/look-what-google-did-with-abc-news-story-on-obama-eating-dog-meat/


2 posted on 04/18/2012 12:34:57 PM PDT by Matchett-PI ("Andrew loved the battle and he knew the stakes." ~ Mark Levin 3/2/12)
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To: JoanVarga

Yeah, the talking dog knows that Obama admitted to eating dogs the other day!


3 posted on 04/18/2012 12:36:23 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Romney ruined Massachusetts. Now he wants to ruin the nation.)
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To: JoanVarga

Beck and the boys were yucking it up over a Tee Shirt they wanted to do. Says: Romney put his dog on the roof. Obama ate his.


4 posted on 04/18/2012 12:36:36 PM PDT by DManA
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5 posted on 04/18/2012 12:38:42 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: JoanVarga

In my recent email:

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale “

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’
‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a Bullshitter . He’s never been out of the yard’


6 posted on 04/18/2012 12:45:17 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: JoanVarga

7 posted on 04/18/2012 12:47:59 PM PDT by JoanVarga ("Yes We Can" It's not just a slogan. It's a threat.)
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To: Matchett-PI

It’s about time we had some fun in our politics. Yeah, since I’m jobless, I have way too much time to keep up.

Fun. But I’d rather be working. Honest!


8 posted on 04/18/2012 12:57:46 PM PDT by JoanVarga ("Yes We Can" It's not just a slogan. It's a threat.)
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To: Mark

Ha!


9 posted on 04/18/2012 12:58:33 PM PDT by JoanVarga ("Yes We Can" It's not just a slogan. It's a threat.)
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To: JoanVarga
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10 posted on 04/18/2012 1:41:43 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: JoanVarga
Stoaty is a bad weasel!


11 posted on 04/18/2012 1:56:03 PM PDT by JoanVarga ("Yes We Can" It's not just a slogan. It's a threat.)
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To: JoanVarga; All
The talking dog talks no more....


12 posted on 04/18/2012 6:54:28 PM PDT by QT3.14 (Zimmerman: White Hispanic -- that means Obama: Our first White Black president)
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