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Man Watches Porn & Discovers His Wife is an Adult Star
Pat Dollard ^ | 4/22/12 | Yahoo News

Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum

Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …

After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: centerfold; man; napl; oops; porn; watches; wicked; wife
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The jokes here write themselves....
1 posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:46 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Part of me says bummer. The other part says rock on!


2 posted on 04/22/2012 9:00:01 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Nachum
The jokes here write themselves....until "Ramadan" experiences "Sudden Jihad Syndrome".
3 posted on 04/22/2012 9:00:42 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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To: Nachum

Centerfold - J Geils Band

Does she walk
Does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by
I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel
On the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin’ about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh, yeah
Angel is the centerfold
It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never-never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
I’ll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car
Yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Angel is the centerfold


4 posted on 04/22/2012 9:02:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Nachum
"RAMADAN" ?

...oh my

5 posted on 04/22/2012 9:03:49 PM PDT by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: dfwgator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg


6 posted on 04/22/2012 9:04:22 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: dfwgator

Great song—who says porno is “victimless”?


7 posted on 04/22/2012 9:08:39 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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To: Nachum
A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life... ...saw his wife of 16 years...

What an astonishing coincidence!

8 posted on 04/22/2012 9:08:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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To: Nachum
A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life... ...saw his wife of 16 years...

What an astonishing coincidence!

9 posted on 04/22/2012 9:08:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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To: Nachum

I see the parallels to voting for romnutts.


10 posted on 04/22/2012 9:10:29 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Nachum

Hmmm, a video link in a thread about an article about pornographic videos, let me think about whether I should click on it or not...


11 posted on 04/22/2012 9:10:44 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: Nachum

Well, that’s awkward.


12 posted on 04/22/2012 9:11:27 PM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
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To: lightman

I think the wife ought to go into the equivalent of a witness protection program, FAST....


13 posted on 04/22/2012 9:11:51 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Nachum

“Dammit, honey, you don’t **** me like you ****** him !”


14 posted on 04/22/2012 9:13:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: jiggyboy

“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield


15 posted on 04/22/2012 9:13:34 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Nachum

Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.


16 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:10 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: Nachum

He’s insane and God forbid he forgets the anniversary date...


17 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:31 PM PDT by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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To: Nachum

What possesses a dude to roll into the coffee shop one day and start downloading porn for the first time?


18 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:40 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: dfwgator

“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield


“I get no respect”.


19 posted on 04/22/2012 9:18:04 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: dfwgator

“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield”

Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!


20 posted on 04/22/2012 9:18:30 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.”

Nobody said anything about beastiality!


21 posted on 04/22/2012 9:22:24 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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To: lightman
The jokes here write themselves....until "Ramadan" experiences "Sudden Jihad Syndrome".

That will happen after Ramadan finds out how much she gets in the divorce...

22 posted on 04/22/2012 9:24:16 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1188 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: unkus

Maybe Ramadan has a tiny Ramalamadingdong.


23 posted on 04/22/2012 9:26:06 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stretching credulity ping!


24 posted on 04/22/2012 9:28:47 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Nachum
The origin of this story is a Yahoo column that seems focused on sex...and it sounds completely bogus...like a Penthouse Forum letter. The only name in the story sounds phony, and no other details are provided.
25 posted on 04/22/2012 9:33:17 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Nachum
Man Watches Porn & Discovers His Wife is an Adult Star...

Hey honey, come on in and have a look at this movie I am watching. On second thought, never mind.

26 posted on 04/22/2012 9:36:56 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL


27 posted on 04/22/2012 9:37:17 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: dfwgator

That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.


28 posted on 04/22/2012 9:40:02 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: dfwgator

That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.


29 posted on 04/22/2012 9:40:21 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Tex-Con-Man
The origin of this story is a Yahoo column that seems focused on sex...and it sounds completely bogus...like a Penthouse Forum letter. The only name in the story sounds phony, and no other details are provided.

Good call. Yeah, written like a blog post, and there is nothing to back it up at all.

30 posted on 04/22/2012 9:41:41 PM PDT by expat1000
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To: dfwgator
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield

I loved Rodney Dangerfield. The movie Back To School has a great similar scene when his wife tells him she wants a divorce.

But this is the best scene in the movie, when he is in the economics class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM

31 posted on 04/22/2012 9:46:09 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Nachum

“Dear Penthouse Forum...”


32 posted on 04/22/2012 9:47:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Stretching credulity...

...and a few body parts.


33 posted on 04/22/2012 9:51:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Nachum

This story is nothing ... let me tell you a story about a “President” who screwed an ENTIRE NATION!...Now *THAT* is a story!


34 posted on 04/22/2012 9:57:11 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: dfwgator

I go looking at used cars, I find my wife’s dress in the back seat! Rodney Dangerfield


35 posted on 04/22/2012 9:57:31 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Anybody but Obama. He's just getting warmed up.)
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To: Nachum

“Honor Killing” coming??


36 posted on 04/22/2012 9:58:45 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

Don’t forget the scene in which Sam Kinison is his history prof!


37 posted on 04/22/2012 10:00:16 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: RichInOC

“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I finally find her, .... she’s a fish”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXuEgePZtk8


38 posted on 04/22/2012 10:02:41 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: gunsequalfreedom
I loved Rodney Dangerfield. The movie Back To School has a great similar scene when his wife tells him she wants a divorce.

Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.

39 posted on 04/22/2012 10:06:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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Graphic by RedMDer!




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40 posted on 04/22/2012 10:12:25 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: Ken H

When you consider that there are literally billions of porn photo’videos on the net, the odds of some dude turning on a laptop and “POOF!” finding his wife ‘the first time’ ...

Well, I’ll say this. My embarrassment having married a wannabee Jenna Jameson PALES to how embarrassed I’d be trying to sell that one to anyone thinking with their big head. One I had no control over and could milk a little pity from. The other?

I think not.


41 posted on 04/22/2012 10:12:40 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Ken H

He is hiding something, too.


42 posted on 04/22/2012 10:24:57 PM PDT by Chad_the_Impaler
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To: Nachum

I hate when that happens.


43 posted on 04/22/2012 10:29:59 PM PDT by NavVet ("You Lie!")
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To: Norm Lenhart

My bud works for Bluebird who were the first to make those XXX PARODY porn movies like Superman and BatfXXX until Vivid and the rest tried to copy them. I still remember 3 years ago when I was allowed on set close by in Chatsworth and they just finished filming a movie and Asia Carrera came out and started helping the crew put back the cameras into the van.


44 posted on 04/22/2012 10:33:36 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Nachum

He’s never seen a porn and he watches in a coffee shop?


45 posted on 04/22/2012 10:35:35 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Nachum

I guess watching porn really can ruin your marriage.


46 posted on 04/22/2012 10:36:40 PM PDT by Hugin ("Most time a man'll tell you his bad intentions if you listen and let yourself hear"--Open Range)
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To: Nachum
An oldie but goody along similar lines mirrored from a long time ago;

http://www.2dorks.com/junk/ebay-computerad.html

47 posted on 04/22/2012 10:44:01 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: max americana

Take a boat trip between Lake Havasu City and Parker dam on the Colorado River during the summer. You’ll meet every porn star in the business...at work ;)

It got so bad they had to increase patrols a couple years back. Still quite the growing industry though.


48 posted on 04/22/2012 10:50:59 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: gunsequalfreedom
"Here's you and Giorgio..and hey...Whats with the midget over here?"

Best of Back to School
49 posted on 04/22/2012 11:04:02 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Nachum

The moral of this story is: Everyone should look at porn more often, and if you don’t your wife will leave you.

Makes sense to me.


50 posted on 04/22/2012 11:07:43 PM PDT by NYCslicker
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