Posted on 04/23/2012 7:44:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think she must read FR.
Oh YUCK is correct. I’m listening to her this is the first time I ever have. So far she is a drip.
did you get my mail ?
Yes, she sucks so far.
BRING BACK MARK STEYN!!!
Also he can be a fly on the wall, listen and learn.
Mary, please end this monolog.
Major FReepin congratulations to Jr!
Ed Gillespie is the first guest.
You can tell this is going to be a major GOP-e fest.
Congrats to Clint, Jr...and the entire Clint familia!
Mary is virtuously lulling me to sleepy time at my desk...rainy slushy stuff falling from the sky pinging off the windows.
Maybe Ed Gillespie will perk things up...
Wow! Nice!!
Yes I’ll take Mark all the nasty stuff I said about him I take it back!
LEAKED STRATFOR EMAILS: Democrats Manipulated The 2008 Election Results [DUH!]
http://www.businessinsider.com/leaked-stratfor-emails-democrats-tampered-with-2008-election-2012-4
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“...[We are witnessing] a re-merger of church and state in the form of the political religions, e.g., National Socialism, communism, leftism, “social democracy,” etc. ...
“....it is entirely accurate to say that the left systematically externalizes our locus of control, whereas a conservative would say that the greatest obstacle in our life is ourself. It has never occurred to me to externalize my failures...” HERE: http://onecosmos.blogspot.com/2012/04/flagrant-garland-of-spiritual-pathology.html
GIVE HER A CHANCE PEOPLE! Jeezzzz....ROUGH CROWD!
Think I’m awake again. Might listen to something else.
I think our Marky gets WAAAAAY more attention than Rush likes. Mary is too monotone...maybe Rush should consider the conservative woman talk show host from the liittle ole Pittsburgh market. Ross is never dull!
i’m impressed - that boy is going places
Personally, I enjoy all of Rush’s guest hosts. Some more than others but each brings their own strengths and positives to the show.
Oh, don’t be harsh. She’s an alright republican (little R).
Of course we have our favorite guest hosts, but I’ve made it a point not to criticize any guest host on the Rush Limbaugh Radio Program because they are all on our side on most issues. Steyn of course takes top billing, and that’s de facto so I don’t need to downplay that, but all the guest hosts have their own style and I’m content with that when Rush is away. I’m happy to see them all get the publicity.
Ross=Rose. Predictive spelling!!!
Oh noes. Here it comes. The virtues of Myth Romney. He has none. GOP elite snooze fest. I think may switch to the sports talk channel Penguin post mortem...I now remember who Ed Gillespie is. Blah.
You mean Rose?
Yes, she’d be great, but I think if she’s Hannity’s sub she can’t do Rush as well. No?
Your right she probably can’t contractually. Given the cold and gray snowiness of the day, Steyn would have warmed things up.
Snowing at your locale? We go back and forth between big flakes and slushy rain mix.
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