The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 23, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[gov_bean_ counter]

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[archaicoldschool]

I thought he was off today and was having Mary Matalin as guest host??????

[NonValueAdded]

No Rush today, correct?

[Matchett-PI]

Matalin sits in today. bttt

[svcw]

Oh, good Limbaugh is back. I had thought Mary Matalin was hosting today.

[Biggirl]

Good morning’afternoon, megaMaryMatlinWELCOMEdittos from Biggirl. PING!:)=^..^=

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Not sure. . .haven’t been able to listen.

[jjotto]

hehe

I expect a lot of Romney-worshipers to sit in between now and the election.

[kenmcg]

DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME, TODAY’S HOST IS JAMES CARVILLE’S WIFE, MARY MATALIN.

[Daveinyork]

Mary Carville? There probably isn’t a political conviction between the two of them. They do it for the money, and Rush had a word for people who do that.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Clint Jr got a summer internship with Paul Ryan PINGS!

Happy Feet flying!

[skinkinthegrass]

morning! ....thxs, for the ping(s :)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Oh, I am so jealous!! ;-)

Congrats to Clint Jr. Sounds like a great opportunity for him.

[Buckeye McFrog]

When’s the last time Rush had a female guest host?

Smacks of Premiere trying to placate the Sandra Fluke crowd to me.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Tanks! Can’t tell you how proud I am.

[combat_boots]

Congrats to JR.

And to the proud father and mother!

[Clint N. Suhks]

If she’s good enough for Dick Cheney she’s good enough for me.

But I do question her standards.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Most likely, this was their front yard in 2004.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Could have been your front yard too? :-O

[Buckeye McFrog]

ahh, the old Kerry-Edwards sign.

Was so much fun running around the neighborhood with a magic marker changing the “o” in Stronger to an “a”.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Mercy Buckets...

[hawgwalker]

Used to listen to Mary’s show after Rush in the nineties.

[Artcore]

Good Grief, it seems as though Rush is taking more an more time off from his show. To make matters worse, he seems to like to use Mark Davis as his sub, even though most of his audience cannot Stand Davis.

I guess this is why I seem to be slowly gravitating towards Levin. Things just keep getting stranger. :-/

[Clint N. Suhks]

LOL!

I used my magic marker to change my Libtard neighbor’s “Reelect Gore 2004”
bumper sticker “l” into a “j”. She tried to use ‘White’ Out” over it but it washed
off when it rained. hehehe...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

[Springman]

Congrats to Clint Jr. Should be interesting, if he’s able to do more than get coffee.

[carriage_hill]

Hi, IMissPresidentReagan! Thanks for the Ping and in for all 3hrs. Snow is on the way.

[advertising guy]

congratulations for your family and congratulations for son one !!!!!!!!!!!!

Son one is gonna need a LaCross wicket to keep the wimmens off his 6.

and congrats on your anniversary

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Negatory.

But I did see a similar arrangement in an adjacent neighborhood.

[angcat]

I don't how she could have been attracted to him. Besides being homely and a liberal to boot. I could never marry a big lib.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I once heard Mary tell Hannity that the reason she married Carville is “he has skills I can’t tell James Dobson about.”

Yuck.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

I haven’t seen any Obama signs around the ‘Burgh yet. Maybe it’s just early.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Getting coffee maybe, but it’s still something you can put on your résumé ;o)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Tanks!

Way to go Ben Curtis! He turned a boring snore fest into something interesting.

[advertising guy]

a series snore fest.......

[rightwingintelligentsia]

“You may call me Serpent Bride!”—LOL!

[Clint N. Suhks]

OMG Marry just called herself “Serpent Bride”!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Stop copying Me!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I think she must read FR.

[angcat]

Oh YUCK is correct. I’m listening to her this is the first time I ever have. So far she is a drip.

[advertising guy]

did you get my mail ?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Yes, she sucks so far.

BRING BACK MARK STEYN!!!

[Springman]

Also he can be a fly on the wall, listen and learn.

Mary, please end this monolog.

[CSM]

Major FReepin congratulations to Jr!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Ed Gillespie is the first guest.

You can tell this is going to be a major GOP-e fest.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Congrats to Clint, Jr...and the entire Clint familia!

Mary is virtuously lulling me to sleepy time at my desk...rainy slushy stuff falling from the sky pinging off the windows.

Maybe Ed Gillespie will perk things up...

[Fawn]

Wow! Nice!!

[angcat]

Yes I’ll take Mark all the nasty stuff I said about him I take it back!