Caption Obama

weasel zippers | April 23, 2012

[Roscoe Karns]

President Barack Obama strikes the Heisman pose after he awarded the
Commander-in-Chief Trophy to the Air Force Academy football team,
Monday, April 23, 2012, in the East Room of the White House in Washington.

[BIGLOOK]

Fumblelaya!

[tet68]

The note taped to the football reads...

Hold football in right hand, smile, there is no
teleprompter.

[wxgesr]

“This is how I treat the Congress!”

[Rennes Templar]

His best photos ops are when he’s not moving. His handlers probabaly told him don’t attempt to throw the ball.

[angcat]

I'm wondering why the idiots behind him look so happy.

[Roscoe Karns]

[tumblindice]

He split his pants raising his leg, thinking, “And then Larry would hit me just like this ...”?

[ConservativeStatement]

Where’s the New Orleans Saints’ defense?

[USMA '71]

Any 8 year old in Pop Warner football knows that you don't carry a football like that. What an f-—ing pussy!

[Leo58]

Keep the hand above the elbow and over the tip.

[Third Person]

Gay.

[Third Person]

They’re laughing at him.

[arasina]

ROFL! You are, shall I say, one sick puppy!

[papageo]

Ooops. I thought this was a hubcap.

[Popman]

I betchca that suit this poser is wearing costs more than I make in a month....

What a freaking loser....

[mikrofon]

Very nice!

Although in this case, his condiment of choice might be Grey Pup-on...

[FreeAtlanta]

This is how I would hold my family back when I would grab the baked dog head!

[LibWhacker]

President Obama demonstrates how he intends to stop traffic on Pennsylvania Avenue during the upcoming race riots he's doing nothing to prevent, and carry George Zimmerman's shrunken head home to put on the mantle in the Green Room.

[FreeAtlanta]

How fast could an average junior high football player get the ball away from that foo... ah, Chicago politician.

[Roscoe Karns]

Ha ha!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

“When it comes to our legal system, I’ve shown more support for Khalid Shiek Mohammed than I have for George Zimmerman. Now let’s play football1”

[hummingbird]

What a silly ass...

[muir_redwoods]

17 seconds max on the field in any Div III conference in the country.

[Baynative]

Fact: "ZERO" means the same thing in every language and every culture.

[Venturer]

That’s as close as that turkey will ever get to a real contact sport.

[Revolting cat!]

" It is certainly true that zero and negative numbers were concepts unknown to the Greeks and the Romans"

FACT: Do they know ZERO?

[rabidralph]

Because they’re in the Air Force.

[Chode]

what do ya wanna bet that's the first time the mutt ever touched a football?

[jonrick46]

Zer0 is showing how he will stiff arm the opposition. It’s all an act. The Great Imposter.

[Fast Moving Angel]

So he’s in the Pup Warner league?

[Bookwoman]

Someone put a sign on his back that says, “Kick me.”

[mardi59]

Hey wait, is this the nuclear football? I thought I gave that to Russia.

[Conservative4Ever]

See the gay from space.