General Winfield Scott Romney would like to Congratulate all the Voters who came out today in support of the Whig Party, together we can Continue the Comprise of 1850, and to keep Compromising with the Democrats over debt slavery until we tear the country again through our own Impotence and Inaction.
I wanna play poker against the GOPe. They obviously aren’t bright enough to figure out that we aren’t bluffing.
Holy smoke that is some pic. I never saw that one before, it looks like it was taken yesterday. That guy was already 40 years old when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died!