Posted on 04/25/2012 8:28:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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So now what? New is going to quit.
Happy Hump Day.
I guess we hope that Obama’s team jumps the gun on trashing Romney so much that he drops out before Tampa as well.
I was the 33rd person to vote at my precint yesterday—at 5:30PM.
Yeah, and the very same media people providing that information are telling us that the Mayans predict the world will end in December.
I do believe that I’ll wait until I hear something a bit more....well, honest.
Obamney2.0 love from Rush. Yes Rush...we will see if he “sticks”’there.
Newt to suspend next week. Santorum to endorse in May.
We are soooooo screwed.
Good afternoon and megaRushTellsItJustLikeItIsdittos from Biggirl! PING!:)=^..^=
When I went to vote yesterday, I was the ONLY person who went in to vote.
And I voted between 12:30PM-1:00PM, the lunch hour.
Yep, short of a Thomas Eagleton type revelation...
Looks like by what I have heard on the audio, Obama has simply become a parody of himself. Obama is finished.
As futher proof, when Obama tried to get a “Happy Birthday” message out last Friday to the fans of the Red Sox(s) up in Boston’s Fenway Park for it’s 100th birthday, the folks in that very blue MA city, Boston BOOED. That says something.
Noot throwing in the towel?
Republicans want to double student loan interest rates to make their rich bankers richer! If it ain’t big oil, it is big bankers.....
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And Mittens is doubling down.
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