Too drunk?
With pleasure - I repost the picture of said hooker...
I don't care how drunk you are....
Posted on 04/25/2012 10:44:41 AM PDT by Nachum
Last night, President Obama appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s unwatchable late-night show – a show most notable for Fallon’s almost-incredible inability to keep a straight face while telling the world’s least funny jokes – to discuss the Secret Service prostitution scandal. “The Secret Service, these guys are incredible,” Obama said. “They protect me, they protect our girls. A couple of knuckleheads shouldn’t detract from what they do. What they were thinking, I don’t know. That’s why they’re not there anymore.” But the Secret Service agents in question don’t need Obama’s help in their defense.
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Imagine trying to use that as an excuse after your wife finds you with a hooker.
Too drunk for sex with minors, while on duty, to count.
Too drunk to do your job. Wow that is an amazing defense.
From the pre-school child excuse level of:
“I did not inhale”.
I am not defending them, and certainly they are always supposed to uphold the best standards...that said, they are the advance team and their work was done. They were not on duty per se.
But, I appreciate your point.
These guys are idiots. But, my guess is that this has been going on for a long time. They are lucky the girl only brought back a cop. In some seedier places, she would have brought back her boss. And then someone would have gotten shot. And THAT would have been a problem.
Oh yeah, that is going to make it better...
It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.
It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.
All they really wanted was a big hug.
Nice boat!
LOL
LOL
Myself, I am greatful that THIS president is in such great
care. I can only wish his aircraft mechanics and Doctors are as professional.
geez doesn’t matter, they paid for her time, not just her services. Nonperformance is not the hookers fault.
I wonder how many conceptions there has been over mankinds history by men who thought they were too drunk?
The secret service needs new occifers that have the intellegence of at least a college student.
If one of them was boning Chewbacca, that defense might fly.
Maybe they are drunks on the job and maybe they did hire the prositutes on the job, but in reality they are still virgins in the world of slutdom.
lolol.
Yeah, sure.
I’m more interested in those very nice flotation devices.
I have a friend who was on the advance team for JFK. He has told many stories like this. Sometimes he was so drunk he would end up in the wrong city.
My point: It has always been so, they just have never been caught.
Moral: Pay the babe full price plus a tip.
Really !!
But he doesnt have a leg to stand on because he didnt pay her.
Im sure she could have given him what he paid for, regardless of how drunk he was...Thats her job, right?.......and to leave afterwards.
Yeah...an SS agent would have to be PRETTY drunk to want to be with the Wookster.
Best excuse of 2012, so far. But the year’s young!
No....wait...he should have said he didn’t know that contraceptives were available so cheaply and he thought the government was paying for them anyway, or at least should, so he spent so much money on alcohol that he didn’t have enough left over for condoms. That would be a good meme combination.
I bet there are planeloads of guys flying down to Caratagena. The Hotel Caribe and the girls down there should be writing thank you notes to the secret service. They are getting millions of dollars worth of advertising for free. “Come to Cartagena, safer than Mexico, beautiful beaches, cheaper than Las Vegas.”
Oh well, that makes everything OK then....move along.
Been there, done that...
Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
Boat? What boat? I didn’t see any boat!
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
Shakespeare/Macbeth
"You just wanna see what kinda milage you can get on a full tank..."
LOL... I only come here to read the articles, just the articles.
BUT, I find it refreshing to see that some clever guy has found a new and creative way to wax a car. He’s probably taking a nap in the shade by those trees.
Wax on, wax off.....
Didn't the 'Dead Kennedys' have a hit song about that?
Too drunk to... well... never mind.
You know I totally missed the watch until you mentioned it:)
I think I passed!!! : )
I have used that excuse. It does not work.
“”Nice boat!”
Are you crazy, forget the boat!!! Didn’t you see that wrist watch??? “
good catch....i was drawn to the designer shoes......
Several accounts have the SS on JFK’s detail partying hearty the night before Dallas.
ViDoz. 50% Viagra, 50% No Doz.
Coming soon, from your friends at Pfizer.
I believe the Dead Kennedys wrote a song about this.
Too drunk to sc**w is a stupid excuse for refusing to pay and getting into a heated argument, and making a big scene and getting kicked out of the Secret Service.
But that was XXX-42. The Secret Service had to go where the president went.
"Agent Smith, you know when you swore you would take a bullet for me. Well, that ugly stripper is coming over here to give me a lap dance. You need to take it for me so the two cuties following her will find my lap empty." (bite lip and give half thumbs up).
I was just about to say...cue up Dead Kennedys’ “Too Drunk To F***.”
I’m wide awake now!
Coming soon, from your friends at Pfizer.
Too drunk to have sex?
So you are pussies and can’t hold yer liquor?
You needed to be bounced from the SS a long time ago then.
You are weak as a newborn baby’s grip.
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