Skip to comments.Secret Service Agents: We Were Too Drunk To Have Sex
Posted on 04/25/2012 10:44:41 AM PDT by Nachum
Last night, President Obama appeared on Jimmy Fallons unwatchable late-night show a show most notable for Fallons almost-incredible inability to keep a straight face while telling the worlds least funny jokes to discuss the Secret Service prostitution scandal. The Secret Service, these guys are incredible, Obama said. They protect me, they protect our girls. A couple of knuckleheads shouldnt detract from what they do. What they were thinking, I dont know. Thats why theyre not there anymore. But the Secret Service agents in question dont need Obamas help in their defense.
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I have a friend who was on the advance team for JFK. He has told many stories like this. Sometimes he was so drunk he would end up in the wrong city.
My point: It has always been so, they just have never been caught.
Moral: Pay the babe full price plus a tip.
But he doesnt have a leg to stand on because he didnt pay her.
Im sure she could have given him what he paid for, regardless of how drunk he was...Thats her job, right?.......and to leave afterwards.
Yeah...an SS agent would have to be PRETTY drunk to want to be with the Wookster.
Best excuse of 2012, so far. But the year’s young!
No....wait...he should have said he didn’t know that contraceptives were available so cheaply and he thought the government was paying for them anyway, or at least should, so he spent so much money on alcohol that he didn’t have enough left over for condoms. That would be a good meme combination.
I bet there are planeloads of guys flying down to Caratagena. The Hotel Caribe and the girls down there should be writing thank you notes to the secret service. They are getting millions of dollars worth of advertising for free. “Come to Cartagena, safer than Mexico, beautiful beaches, cheaper than Las Vegas.”
Oh well, that makes everything OK then....move along.
Been there, done that...
Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
Boat? What boat? I didn’t see any boat!
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
"You just wanna see what kinda milage you can get on a full tank..."
LOL... I only come here to read the articles, just the articles.
BUT, I find it refreshing to see that some clever guy has found a new and creative way to wax a car. He’s probably taking a nap in the shade by those trees.
Wax on, wax off.....
Didn't the 'Dead Kennedys' have a hit song about that?
Too drunk to... well... never mind.
You know I totally missed the watch until you mentioned it:)
I think I passed!!! : )
I have used that excuse. It does not work.
Are you crazy, forget the boat!!! Didn’t you see that wrist watch??? “
good catch....i was drawn to the designer shoes......
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