Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

[Lorianne]

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[Lorianne]

Good to see they are tackling the important issues.

[Edgar3]

A death cult set up by the dark lord himself.

[Jim from C-Town]

‘Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.’

YUCK!

Wow, these Arabs are a horny bunch!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

[mosaicwolf]

Hillary and Obama should be proud how the Arab Spring worked out. Student power and protests always work this way. What a bunch of fools.

[headstamp 2]

Back to the future. I there ever was a reason to totally reject Islam, this is it.

The cult of cruelty and death.

I guess we need to send an even bigger aid package to them now.

[TurboZamboni]

“you’ll do that ...over my dead body!”

[Buckeye McFrog]

Good to see they are tackling the important issues.

Actually government funding of birth control for these women will be the important issue...

[RightOnline]

Obviously the only way these goat-humpers can get laid (by a female human, that is). Sick bastards.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

(on telephone) “Doc, I think my wife is dead.”
“You think? What do you mean, ‘You think?’”
“Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.”

[SparkyBass]

"Bring out your dead!"

"Uh, she's not dead... yet!"

"You sure?"

"Um..., come back in six hours, please!"

[corlorde]

viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?

[Baynative]

These Sharia imposed laws are coming from the Muslim Brotherhood that we are now supporting with our tax dollars. So, while Michelle Obama says she made history by forcing the government to pay for contraceptives her disregard for women who can’t vote for her husband is obvious.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Hey, once the women have their clitorectomies, how can THEY tell the difference?

[UCANSEE2]

Well... that would explain why mummification was so popular in Egypt.

Learn something new everyday, here on FR.

[Charles Henrickson]

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead. . . .”

[corlorde]

Wait, there could be a lucrative moneymaking venture here. How about six hour marriages at the morgue? I think I’m going to be ill.

[MrB]

Really, 5 hours I can see. But 6? That’s disgusting.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Muslim magician: Pick a philia, any philia—necro, pedo, copro—whichever one you like.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Hey, once the women have their clitorectomies, how can THEY tell the difference?

Touche!

Honestly this bunch are the most sexually maladjusted people on the planet.

[Tax-chick]

Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?

[cicero2k]

Yet another reason women are murdered over there?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

What is the statutory time limit regarding sex with dead goats?

[McGruff]

I don’t think even Fred Imus would support that.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Reason # 255,308 to totally reject the death-cult known as islam...

[Lorianne]

I think they are going to get to that one next legislative session. So many important issues, so little time.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Now that’s gross! Two hours tops for me.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

 

 

"Dang it! Missed it by one minute.

 

Oh well. Honey, you never looked better."

[gimme1ibertee]

Don’t they mean the minimum age for marriage would be RAISED to 14? Then they’ll be raiding the “senior-citizen” homes for brides,since they have no problem raping 3-year-olds.

[NonValueAdded]

we’d call it the “one for the road law.” Cherish the diversity.

[hal ogen]

I guess my lib asshat teachers taught me all cultures are equal...who are we to judge? Ah, the stench of the so-called arab spring...

[gitmogrunt]

American Liberals will want to bring this practice to the U.S.

[LucianOfSamasota]

...in sickness and in health, ‘til six hours after death do us part...

Dude! The law provides that she must not object or struggle...isn’t that the same as consensual?

Anyway, as putrid as Sharia is, they won’t listen to us while we murder 2 million babies a year. They think they have the moral ‘high ground’ against the decadent west.

[no dems]

Really, 5 hours I can see. But 6? That’s disgusting.
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I really did LOL at that. I’m at work and almost blew my cover of being on a personal website while being paid on the job. Thanks a lot.

[UCANSEE2]

Wow. What a deal. Not only do the women get molested while dead

But they can start being molested at 14, cannot go to school, cannot work with men or have gainful employment.

Seems more like creating harems of sex slaves.

[bmwcyle]

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead seven hours.”

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

There was an Egyptian named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
When asked, “Does it smell?”
He said, “What the hell—
Just look at the money I save!”

[dfwgator]

“.....and I can still hear her complain.”

[AnTiw1]

Some of those magic pills warn of erections lasting ten hours...lucky Muslims are permitted tbree wives :^P

Gives “getting a stiffie” a kaleidoscope of interpretation...

[Responsibility2nd]

Six Hour Ping.

And if you don’t respond in 6 hours, then I call dibs.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Achmed, I think my wife is dead!”
“How do you know, Habib?”
“Well, the sex is the same but the laundry is piling up.”

[MichaelP]

Nary a peep from the NAGS because their BOY was responsible for it. Like Clinton, the NAGS can tolerate Chauvinism as long as it is a Democrat...

Mike

[null and void]

Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

[BerryDingle]

[PowderMonkey]

Earning their “green wings.” Jeepers! Speaks volumes about a culture whose religious authority deems it necessary to address and codify the subject.

[DannyTN]

I doubt even Laz would hit that.

[UCANSEE2]

How about six hour marriages at the morgue?

Like that doesn't happen already. And probably more like 5 minutes.

[BuffaloJack]

Would that be with or without a condom?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Dang! Someone beat me to it...

[DBrow]

The new rules for living women are what we need to be concerned with. Removing rights to education (reading), probably driving, and lowering the age of marriage to 14 will impact live women all their lives.

How will the 6 hour rule be enforced?