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Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne

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Good to see they are tackling the important issues.
1 posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:13 AM PDT by Lorianne
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To: Lorianne

A death cult set up by the dark lord himself.


2 posted on 04/26/2012 7:49:01 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Don't THREAD on me!)
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To: Lorianne
‘Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.’

YUCK!

Wow, these Arabs are a horny bunch!

3 posted on 04/26/2012 7:49:13 AM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Lorianne

Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......


4 posted on 04/26/2012 7:49:53 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Lorianne
Hillary and Obama should be proud how the Arab Spring worked out. Student power and protests always work this way. What a bunch of fools.
5 posted on 04/26/2012 7:50:14 AM PDT by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: Lorianne

Back to the future. I there ever was a reason to totally reject Islam, this is it.

The cult of cruelty and death.

I guess we need to send an even bigger aid package to them now.


6 posted on 04/26/2012 7:50:54 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (Liberalism: Carrying adolescent values and behavior into adult life.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“you’ll do that ...over my dead body!”


7 posted on 04/26/2012 7:51:02 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Lorianne
Good to see they are tackling the important issues.

Actually government funding of birth control for these women will be the important issue...
8 posted on 04/26/2012 7:51:02 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Lorianne

Obviously the only way these goat-humpers can get laid (by a female human, that is). Sick bastards.


9 posted on 04/26/2012 7:51:25 AM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Lorianne

(on telephone) “Doc, I think my wife is dead.”
“You think? What do you mean, ‘You think?’”
“Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.”


10 posted on 04/26/2012 7:51:37 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: Lorianne
"Bring out your dead!"

"Uh, she's not dead... yet!"

"You sure?"

"Um..., come back in six hours, please!"

11 posted on 04/26/2012 7:52:31 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Lorianne

viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?


12 posted on 04/26/2012 7:52:41 AM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: Lorianne

These Sharia imposed laws are coming from the Muslim Brotherhood that we are now supporting with our tax dollars. So, while Michelle Obama says she made history by forcing the government to pay for contraceptives her disregard for women who can’t vote for her husband is obvious.


13 posted on 04/26/2012 7:53:01 AM PDT by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Hey, once the women have their clitorectomies, how can THEY tell the difference?


14 posted on 04/26/2012 7:53:16 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: Lorianne

Well... that would explain why mummification was so popular in Egypt.

Learn something new everyday, here on FR.


15 posted on 04/26/2012 7:54:04 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead. . . .”


16 posted on 04/26/2012 7:54:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: UCANSEE2

Wait, there could be a lucrative moneymaking venture here. How about six hour marriages at the morgue? I think I’m going to be ill.


17 posted on 04/26/2012 7:56:12 AM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Really, 5 hours I can see. But 6? That’s disgusting.


18 posted on 04/26/2012 7:56:12 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Lorianne

Muslim magician: Pick a philia, any philia—necro, pedo, copro—whichever one you like.


19 posted on 04/26/2012 7:56:12 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Hey, once the women have their clitorectomies, how can THEY tell the difference?

Touche!

Honestly this bunch are the most sexually maladjusted people on the planet.
20 posted on 04/26/2012 7:56:54 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: null and void

Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?


21 posted on 04/26/2012 7:57:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: Lorianne

Yet another reason women are murdered over there?


22 posted on 04/26/2012 7:57:42 AM PDT by cicero2k
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To: RightOnline

What is the statutory time limit regarding sex with dead goats?


23 posted on 04/26/2012 7:57:49 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: Springman

I don’t think even Fred Imus would support that.


24 posted on 04/26/2012 7:59:24 AM PDT by McGruff (Support your local Republican candidates. They are our last line of defense.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Reason # 255,308 to totally reject the death-cult known as islam...


25 posted on 04/26/2012 8:00:18 AM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

I think they are going to get to that one next legislative session. So many important issues, so little time.


26 posted on 04/26/2012 8:00:39 AM PDT by Lorianne (fedgov, taxporkmoney)
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To: Lorianne

Now that’s gross! Two hours tops for me.


27 posted on 04/26/2012 8:01:29 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Lorianne
 
 
 
 
"Dang it! Missed it by one minute.
 
Oh well. Honey, you never looked better."


28 posted on 04/26/2012 8:01:39 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lorianne

Don’t they mean the minimum age for marriage would be RAISED to 14? Then they’ll be raiding the “senior-citizen” homes for brides,since they have no problem raping 3-year-olds.


29 posted on 04/26/2012 8:01:51 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth.)
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To: Lorianne

we’d call it the “one for the road law.” Cherish the diversity.


30 posted on 04/26/2012 8:01:57 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Steyn: Obama sez: "Nice little Supreme Court you got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.")
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

I guess my lib asshat teachers taught me all cultures are equal...who are we to judge? Ah, the stench of the so-called arab spring...


31 posted on 04/26/2012 8:02:07 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Lorianne

American Liberals will want to bring this practice to the U.S.


32 posted on 04/26/2012 8:02:45 AM PDT by gitmogrunt
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To: Lorianne

...in sickness and in health, ‘til six hours after death do us part...

Dude! The law provides that she must not object or struggle...isn’t that the same as consensual?

Anyway, as putrid as Sharia is, they won’t listen to us while we murder 2 million babies a year. They think they have the moral ‘high ground’ against the decadent west.


33 posted on 04/26/2012 8:02:51 AM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: MrB

Really, 5 hours I can see. But 6? That’s disgusting.
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I really did LOL at that. I’m at work and almost blew my cover of being on a personal website while being paid on the job. Thanks a lot.


34 posted on 04/26/2012 8:02:58 AM PDT by no dems (TED CRUZ: A PROVEN CONSERVATIVE FOR U.S. SENATE FROM TEXAS.)
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To: Lorianne
Wow. What a deal. Not only do the women get molested while dead

But they can start being molested at 14, cannot go to school, cannot work with men or have gainful employment.

Seems more like creating harems of sex slaves.

35 posted on 04/26/2012 8:03:18 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead seven hours.”


36 posted on 04/26/2012 8:04:15 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: hal ogen

There was an Egyptian named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
When asked, “Does it smell?”
He said, “What the hell—
Just look at the money I save!”


37 posted on 04/26/2012 8:04:20 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: Lorianne

“.....and I can still hear her complain.”


38 posted on 04/26/2012 8:05:12 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Lorianne

Some of those magic pills warn of erections lasting ten hours...lucky Muslims are permitted tbree wives :^P

Gives “getting a stiffie” a kaleidoscope of interpretation...


39 posted on 04/26/2012 8:05:38 AM PDT by AnTiw1
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

Six Hour Ping.

And if you don’t respond in 6 hours, then I call dibs.


40 posted on 04/26/2012 8:05:53 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lorianne

“Achmed, I think my wife is dead!”
“How do you know, Habib?”
“Well, the sex is the same but the laundry is piling up.”


41 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:16 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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Nary a peep from the NAGS because their BOY was responsible for it. Like Clinton, the NAGS can tolerate Chauvinism as long as it is a Democrat...

Mike

42 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:34 AM PDT by MichaelP (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
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Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

43 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:48 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Lorianne

44 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:53 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lorianne

Earning their “green wings.” Jeepers! Speaks volumes about a culture whose religious authority deems it necessary to address and codify the subject.


45 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:53 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Lorianne; Lazamataz

I doubt even Laz would hit that.


46 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:58 AM PDT by DannyTN
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How about six hour marriages at the morgue?

Like that doesn't happen already. And probably more like 5 minutes.

47 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:58 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Lorianne

Would that be with or without a condom?


48 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:13 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Dang! Someone beat me to it...


49 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:13 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Lorianne

The new rules for living women are what we need to be concerned with. Removing rights to education (reading), probably driving, and lowering the age of marriage to 14 will impact live women all their lives.

How will the 6 hour rule be enforced?


50 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:55 AM PDT by DBrow
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