The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thursday, April 26, 2012

The EiB Network | 04/26/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[rodguy911]

Great show today! I’m workin’ and lurkin’. Rushis right as usual I too predict a landslide for Romney—reason? THere is no legitimate reason to vote “for” Ozero,he has to constantly make up sh_t.
Ultimately he will run out of chaos and lies and lose big.

[rodguy911]

You are missing the point big time!

If you think Rush wanted Romney any more than any of us did you are dead wrong! He is who we wound up with in a desperate time for the US we can't be picky this time. We have to win or lose the country.Getting rid of rinoism is not a two week job. Probably two or more decades. It just takes time,be patient!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I believe you said you lived in Wisconsin, they have their own Dictionary dontcha know.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Maybe it has to do with the mine runoff water we ingest?

[Clint N. Suhks]

“carded” with my grey hair? Doubtful.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I pray you’re right.

[NeoCaveman]

Rush is perpetually 13 years old. I love his humor.

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Oh, yes; those wacky Wisconsinites.

[rodguy911]

Not a problem Clint. Few of us here would have voted for Romney that's understood. But, most of us are willing to look at the much bigger picture which is basically losing the country!!!

[advertising guy]

I’m from Texas and I only understand 1/2 of what a Texan says

[advertising guy]

you ate 2 cans of spinich today huh

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Great caller in the last hour about the “Spirit of Entrepreneurship”.

Rush should talk about Bethenny Frankel someday....

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Gonna go buy me some ‘SKANKLES’ today...

Hey-Yooooo!!!!

[CDB]

Now if you DO buy beer there, you HAVE to show your Driver’s License

A photo ID? How "racist."

[advertising guy]

ugh el Rushbo.........United States Sheriff for Maricopa County, Arizona, Joe Arpaio told federal law to kiss his butt

[Clint N. Suhks]

I googled ‘SKANKLES’ and it scared me.

[Eagle of Liberty]

I googled ‘SKANKLES’ and it scared me.

was there one of Hillary in there?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Worse, a skanky Hillary.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Makes me wonder—is Pittsburgh the only U.S. city with its own dialect?

Balmawr, Merlund has a pretty strange one as well.

Best thing my parents ever did for me, they did not move back to Pittsburgh until after I had learned to speak.