Posted on 04/26/2012 4:44:14 PM PDT by ColdOne
"It is hard to sneak around and do what you want," Michelle Obama said today. "I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking."
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And never come back! And take that slimy husband with you!
Mooch walking out of the WH is my fantasy, too.
Start now and you can be in Chicago in a few weeks!
From your lips to God’s ears.
Finally, something that FLOTUS and I agree on.
Watch out for the food deserts though.
By all means do so! And quickly! And take that bag of bones husband with you!
Millions of Americans have the same fantasy too.
Oh we will arrange that for you after Nov 2012. :)
Take another trip to Spain, Michelle! Only $467,585.00-we’ll treat you!/sarcasm;)
Finally we agree on something! Oh, and hey Moochelle, please be sure to take Obutthead with you.
A letter from Michelle Obama:
Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hardworking American people for paying $242,000 for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?
Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India from which we just returned!
P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard; it was fabulous.
And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!
P.SSSs Don’t forget my ski trip to Vail this winter and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom. All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to keep my trips coming for the next 4 years!
Love Ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally!
Love to redistribute - share - the - wealth. .
REALLY!!??? MINE TOO!!!! Think they’ll do it????!!!!!
I hope to help her do just that come November.
“....I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
For the first time in my adult life, I just had a wet-dream while I was wide awake.
You go, girl!
don’t worry, zerowife, you’ll be able to keep on walkin’ in about 6 months. Start packing honey cause you’re sooo outa there.
Who knew moochelle and I share the same fantasies?
walk right out the front door and just keep walkingWhat's the matter Michelle, living the lie getting to you?
You can run but you cannot hide now.
For the first time in my life . . . . I’m actually proud of this “lady”
Just keep on walkin’ babydoll
Just keep walking off a short pier I hope.
Her and her husband walking out in handcuffs is my fantasy.
At last a fantasy involving the Wookie that doesn’t make me puke.
Don’t let the door hit you in the A##!!
Works for me. :-)
Mine too.
Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today...
Buh Bye!
The Obama tribe vacating the White House may be just a fantasy for the Moose.But for those who love America, turning her fantasy into reality is our objective.
Nothing stopping you, b*tch. Be sure to take out the garbage when you go. (Don’t forget his teleprompter.)
My fantasy would be the two never soiled the White House at all
The past three years was just an evil dream from eating too many
Taco Bell Doritto Nachos
Please! ...and take your little dog Obama too!
And don’t the the door hit you on your plus-sized posterior...in other words, your FAS ASS!!!
Sounds good to me
MO has the mind of a self-centered child.
Hey Michelle, take a long walk off a short plank!
But make sure to leave a huge-ass OPUS on the WH door, Valerie can write it for you.
Michellr, in a little less than 9 months you and hubby will get frog-marched out.......ok, not frog-marched out but Jan 20 will be your last day living off the taxpayers.
Then your next hot spot vacation will be on your nickel, not our $500,000.
Is this a threat or a promise?
The only problem with that is their nickel is our nickel. They've haven't worked an honest day in their lives and haven't earned a damn thing on their own merit.
She should walk out of the white house into a waiting paddy wagon.
Millions of Americans have had this fantasy for quite some time, that you and your feckless husband do just that - walk out of the White House and do not come back.
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