You just proved the old joke....
Q: “How can you tell if someone is vegan?”
A: “Oh, THEY’LL let you know.”
I love doing this, I get so many great comments back. I will share a quick funny story with you as payment for your good joke.
I do volunteer disaster relief work and last year led a team down to Joplin following their horrific tornado. One morning I took the crew over to a restaurant so they could get a more hearty breakfast. I had already eaten my raw oat meal with soy milk and bananas...anyway, one of the guys picks up his piece of bacon and loudly called out “Hey John...look...I am Bacon (making it roughly sound like Vegan) today! All the guys laughed and for the rest of the mission I was the blunt of all the bacon jokes. It was a great way to help cope with what we were dealing with.