Posted on 04/29/2012 6:31:41 AM PDT by DGHoodini
Run the "Celebrity" ad video, and even if you can't run the J.Jackson audio during the ad... close the ad with this line at the end:
"What have you done for me lately?"
My fellow Americans. (Laughter and applause.) Mahalo! (Laughter.) It is wonderful to be here at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. What a week. (Laughter.) As some of you heard, the state of Hawaii released my official long-form birth certificate. (Applause.)
Hopefully this puts all doubts to rest. But just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight I'm prepared to go a step further. (Laughter.) Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video.
He’s a half-way good minstrel.
While every one of his loyal followers are laughing at his pathetic jokes, he’s laughing inside at how blind and stupid they are.
His slogan should be “We’ve left the best in the past, and the worst is yet to come”!
Did you go all looney for Clooney yet?...and chip in $3 for a chance to meet the President at Looney-Clooney’s house”? Meh.
I’ve been too busy reloading. What did I miss?? LOL
Keep the scales of justice balanced.
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