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Obiwan Kenobi arrested on charge of hit-and-run
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Posted on 05/01/2012 8:06:16 AM PDT by Perdogg

Obi-Wan Kenobi was always a bit of a rogue Jedi, even lamenting his own former lack of patience during a dramatic exchange with Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back."

But a California man who legally changed his name to match that of the fictional "Star Wars" hero may have given in to the temptations of the dark side of the Force, as he was charged with a hit-and-run.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: California
KEYWORDS: napl

1 posted on 05/01/2012 8:06:19 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Bender2; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; SilvieWaldorfMD; SunkenCiv; GSP.FAN

ping


2 posted on 05/01/2012 8:09:39 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

“His name was Cale Feit and he didn’t change his name to Boba??”

LOL at the Yahoo comments!


3 posted on 05/01/2012 8:10:07 AM PDT by Autonomous User ( I guess a liberal and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.)
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To: Autonomous User

or Jango


4 posted on 05/01/2012 8:11:33 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg
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5 posted on 05/01/2012 8:12:17 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I heard Osama was unarmed and carrying a bag of "Skillets candy" when Obama shot him.)
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To: Perdogg

“This is not the hit-and-run driver you’re looking for.”


6 posted on 05/01/2012 8:12:25 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Autonomous User

This is not the fleeing hit and run felon you are looking for...


7 posted on 05/01/2012 8:12:57 AM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: Perdogg

He tried to elude the police in a high-speed chase. Unfortunately, despite his best maneuvers, the force was with him. The whole time.


8 posted on 05/01/2012 8:15:01 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (I <3 PEJSWDTDSOPC)
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To: tnlibertarian

And to think he was my only hope for a clean getaway!


9 posted on 05/01/2012 8:20:02 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: tnlibertarian

Back in my teenaged days, I outran the cops - twice - in a 1963 Rambler classic. If you don’t lose them in the first few seconds, Fuggetaboutit.


10 posted on 05/01/2012 8:20:24 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

His Jedi powers were no match for the dark side.


11 posted on 05/01/2012 8:21:33 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Perdogg

Rumors of my antics are greatly exxagerated..........


12 posted on 05/01/2012 8:24:04 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: Perdogg
"I'm wearing boots of escaping! I'm wearing boots of escaping....*BANG*.... OW!"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/911308/

13 posted on 05/01/2012 8:29:20 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Perdogg

I think that as part of his sentencing, the judge should change his name to Jar-Jar Binks.


14 posted on 05/01/2012 8:29:34 AM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: Perdogg

He was probably using the Schwartz.


15 posted on 05/01/2012 8:31:51 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Each Schwartz has an upside and a downside, he must have gotten the downside...


16 posted on 05/01/2012 8:36:18 AM PDT by eyrish69 (Yellowstone Wolves - Smoke a Pack a Day!!!)
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To: Perdogg

Did he wreck his ToyYODA?


17 posted on 05/01/2012 8:39:31 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Perdogg

The odds of this schmuck being an Obama supporter are about the same as those of the Sun rising tomorrow morning.


18 posted on 05/01/2012 8:42:16 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Perdogg

Most unfortunate this is. Against Jedi law what he has done. Screen name, look at mine. Changed my name I did.


19 posted on 05/01/2012 8:43:42 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not-a-ping?


20 posted on 05/01/2012 8:45:05 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
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To: Perdogg

Imagine being the cop calling it in, I can just hear the dispatcher “ummm.. are you drunk??”.


21 posted on 05/01/2012 8:51:37 AM PDT by jbwbubba
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"What's the big deal? I strike him down, he'll become more powerful than I can possibly imagine."


22 posted on 05/01/2012 9:10:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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23 posted on 05/01/2012 9:23:28 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

NOW you’re using the Force!


24 posted on 05/01/2012 9:26:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cuban leaf
Back in my teenaged days, I outran the cops - twice - in a 1963 Rambler classic.

I learned to drive in one of those. Yours must have had the V8, the six would only outrun a cop if he was on a bicycle.

25 posted on 05/01/2012 9:29:29 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: WKUHilltopper

Unfortunately the cop was driving a Chrysler Imperial Cruiser.


26 posted on 05/01/2012 9:39:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Perdogg

Something wrong this here is...............


27 posted on 05/01/2012 9:39:27 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Autonomous User

“I saw the aftermath of the accident as I flew by in my ‘63 Ford Falcon. It’s the car that made the K-Mart run in less than 12 minutes.”


28 posted on 05/01/2012 9:40:28 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Fresh Wind

Nope. Had the six. It’s not about power. It’s about making the right decision at the git-go. Once you are out of sight, you need to give them too many options to determine which way you went.


29 posted on 05/01/2012 10:12:15 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: NativeSon

I tell you Native, I get every twisted SW quote....and I’m worried! LOL


30 posted on 05/01/2012 1:33:30 PM PDT by Autonomous User ( I guess a liberal and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“What’s the big deal? I strike him down, he’ll become more powerful than I can possibly imagine.”

Heh...big talk from the guy with the uber light saber.


31 posted on 05/02/2012 12:35:25 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

Well, I don’t like to brag... ;^)


32 posted on 05/02/2012 12:57:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heh...bet you have light speed into hyperspace, too.

Don’t hold back now. ;o)


33 posted on 05/02/2012 1:02:11 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: Perdogg; GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Clintonfatigued; SunkenCiv; Jewbacca; ...

Let me know when they get Chewie for rape.

It’s sad how he keeps victimizing the President.


34 posted on 05/02/2012 6:46:34 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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