Obiwan Kenobi arrested on charge of hit-and-run

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[Perdogg]

Obi-Wan Kenobi was always a bit of a rogue Jedi, even lamenting his own former lack of patience during a dramatic exchange with Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back."

But a California man who legally changed his name to match that of the fictional "Star Wars" hero may have given in to the temptations of the dark side of the Force, as he was charged with a hit-and-run.

[jbwbubba]

Imagine being the cop calling it in, I can just hear the dispatcher “ummm.. are you drunk??”.

[Slings and Arrows]

"What's the big deal? I strike him down, he'll become more powerful than I can possibly imagine."

[Morgana]

[Slings and Arrows]

NOW you’re using the Force!

[Fresh Wind]

Back in my teenaged days, I outran the cops - twice - in a 1963 Rambler classic.

I learned to drive in one of those. Yours must have had the V8, the six would only outrun a cop if he was on a bicycle.

[Larry Lucido]

Unfortunately the cop was driving a Chrysler Imperial Cruiser.

[Red Badger]

Something wrong this here is...............

[NativeSon]

“I saw the aftermath of the accident as I flew by in my ‘63 Ford Falcon. It’s the car that made the K-Mart run in less than 12 minutes.”

[cuban leaf]

Nope. Had the six. It’s not about power. It’s about making the right decision at the git-go. Once you are out of sight, you need to give them too many options to determine which way you went.

[Autonomous User]

I tell you Native, I get every twisted SW quote....and I’m worried! LOL

[dixiechick2000]

“What’s the big deal? I strike him down, he’ll become more powerful than I can possibly imagine.”

Heh...big talk from the guy with the uber light saber.

[Slings and Arrows]

Well, I don’t like to brag... ;^)

[dixiechick2000]

Heh...bet you have light speed into hyperspace, too.

Don’t hold back now. ;o)

[Impy]

Let me know when they get Chewie for rape.

It’s sad how he keeps victimizing the President.