Posted on 05/01/2012 8:22:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush, Mark Levin, Sarahcuda and Newt next to be banned from FR.
Good afternoon, megaRushInOtherWordsSaysThatPrettyMuchRomneyWillWinByDefaultdittos from Biggirl, PING!:)=^..^=
My assessment before Rush comes back from commercial; Romney needs to address the poor instinct and bad judgment and the results that have become apparent.
If I turn off my tv, computer and cell phone, can I pretend Obama isn’t president?
Looks like FR better get ready for a long, long political season.
yeah and that do rey mi is just rollin in too huh
til the One found out...then he would send over either a drone or bi plane sky writer......
Yes, let’s observe how the Axelrod campaign strategy is working. He is not seemingly the genius portrayed by the media and the record of his candidate is getting in the way in ways he can’t foresee or overcome.
would love to see an animated you tube offer where Obama and Osama are playin Basketball.....Obama braggin he is gonna get Osame and every time Obama shoots,Osama swats it off the court
Axelrod comes with a factory installed Space Shuttle parachute.......the second the One is indefensible, ole Axelrod will pop that chute
I’m about to lose my lunch!
The only upside is hearing news announcers confuse Obama’s name with Osama’s whenever they’re talking about it.
“Osama got Obama! . . . uh, er. . . Obama got Osama.”
Yep, just like the media’s translators, instead of speaking loud and clear, and in the English language Americans would expect to hear and understand, the media get actors who try to repeat the translation in a foreign accent Americans can’t understand.
Wouldn’t bet against it...
I always eat late just for that reason
boy, that defines local news to a T.......and boy is local news the stupidest thing on tv
yep
You know, thinking back, I remember the LIVE footage of embedded reporters going down and walking through some of the underground tunnels in the first few days. Then, a few days later, nothing. Does anyone know if there is a good documentary in existence which takes you on a tour of those tunnels? There were supposedly whole compounds underground.
Rush: “Who do you want answering the phone at 3am? Hillary, so she tell Bill how to get home”
ROFLMAO!
Source? if true, Rush has totally lost my respect.
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