The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, May 1, 2012

The EiB Network ^ | 05/01/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[gov_bean_ counter]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

TUESDAY

Good night; I’m brain dead.

[CSM]

In after the ping!

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[Clint N. Suhks]

It just feels like Wednesday.

Happy May Day Comrade! AKA, 0bama’s favorite holiday.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

COMRADE!!

I think the glorious worker’s protest has fizzled out.

[Eagle of Liberty]

BTTT

[gov_bean_ counter]

On the ground reports have the jug earred fool in Afghanistan. White House disputes the claim.

[Clint N. Suhks]

WMAL just did a promo for them.

“The May Day demonstration starts at 3:30 p.m. in the hilltop park. Groups sponsoring the event say there will be live music, workshops and carnival games in addition to the usual speechifying. There will also be a considerable focus on anarchism...”

Can you believe they read that over the air?

[Son House]

Good Rush, Get Mad! Get Mad! (best shows when he is mad, although when it technical problems I’d prefer he get over it and get on with the show)

[Eagle of Liberty]

[Eagle of Liberty]

Can you believe they read that over the air?

Yes. Project Obama is PRAYING for a riot.

BTW, my daughter pointed me to the following which can be found in Ohio's Achievement Test Rules Booklet:

Testing Session Interrupted

Procedures to follow in the event of an interruption depend on the nature of the interruption. For example, in the case of a fire alarm or bomb threat, the safety of students and test administrators is of utmost importance. Under no circumstances should students be permitted to leave the room with test booklets or answer documents. If possible, the test administrator should collect all test materials and keep them secure for the duration of the interruption. The test administrator should also note how much of the 2.5 hours has elapsed. The testing session should be resumed as soon as possible. Students should be allowed whatever time remains of the 2.5 hour testing session.

Student Becomes Ill

When a student becomes ill, leaves for a doctor appointment or is otherwise unable to complete a test due to circumstances beyond the control of the student, the district has the option to allow the test to be scored as is (partially completed), invalidate the test or allow the student to continue the test when the student returns during the test administration window. If the district decides to allow the student to complete the test when the student returns, the test administrator should collect the student’s test materials and note how much of the 2.5 hours has elapsed. The student should then complete the test during the make-up test administration period, if possible, using the remaining time not to exceed a total testing time of 2.5 hours. Students should be allowed to continue in the test booklet from where they left off, but they must not be allowed to go back to questions that had been completed prior to the interruption.

Ohio Statewide Assessment Program Rules Book

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Campaign fundraiser with the Taliban?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Reads like a PSA for a neighborhood picnic.

[RushingWater]

Anybody else just not listening to Rush since Romney is now the most likely the nominee? Not against Rush necessarily. As I understand it, Rush had some one on one with Romney and Rush was convinced he was a true conservative if he did what he said so Rush is rolling along with this GOP abomination. I just don’t want to hear it, you know.

[advertising guy]

go fishin and chunk you cell phone in the river....you won’t hear beans

[Clint N. Suhks]

PSA ia exactly what it was. Ridiculous!

[Son House]

Rush (paraphrased)’with unlimited funds to say things that let him feel good about himself’, I didn’t catch all of that, let me know when the transcript becomes available, another profound observation.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Rush, Mark Levin, Sarahcuda and Newt next to be banned from FR.

[Biggirl]

Good afternoon, megaRushInOtherWordsSaysThatPrettyMuchRomneyWillWinByDefaultdittos from Biggirl, PING!:)=^..^=

[Son House]

My assessment before Rush comes back from commercial; Romney needs to address the poor instinct and bad judgment and the results that have become apparent.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

If I turn off my tv, computer and cell phone, can I pretend Obama isn’t president?

[Biggirl]

Looks like FR better get ready for a long, long political season.

[advertising guy]

yeah and that do rey mi is just rollin in too huh

[advertising guy]

til the One found out...then he would send over either a drone or bi plane sky writer......

[Son House]

Yes, let’s observe how the Axelrod campaign strategy is working. He is not seemingly the genius portrayed by the media and the record of his candidate is getting in the way in ways he can’t foresee or overcome.

[advertising guy]

would love to see an animated you tube offer where Obama and Osama are playin Basketball.....Obama braggin he is gonna get Osame and every time Obama shoots,Osama swats it off the court

[advertising guy]

Axelrod comes with a factory installed Space Shuttle parachute.......the second the One is indefensible, ole Axelrod will pop that chute

[CSM]

I’m about to lose my lunch!

[Eagle of Liberty]

Googled "bush marks anniversary of saddam death"

Results: No results found for "bush marks anniversary of saddam death".

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The only upside is hearing news announcers confuse Obama’s name with Osama’s whenever they’re talking about it.

“Osama got Obama! . . . uh, er. . . Obama got Osama.”

[Son House]

Yep, just like the media’s translators, instead of speaking loud and clear, and in the English language Americans would expect to hear and understand, the media get actors who try to repeat the translation in a foreign accent Americans can’t understand.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Wouldn’t bet against it...

[advertising guy]

I always eat late just for that reason

[advertising guy]

boy, that defines local news to a T.......and boy is local news the stupidest thing on tv

yep

[Eagle of Liberty]

You know, thinking back, I remember the LIVE footage of embedded reporters going down and walking through some of the underground tunnels in the first few days. Then, a few days later, nothing. Does anyone know if there is a good documentary in existence which takes you on a tour of those tunnels? There were supposedly whole compounds underground.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Rush: “Who do you want answering the phone at 3am? Hillary, so she tell Bill how to get home”

ROFLMAO!

[newfreep]

As I understand it, Rush had some one on one with Romney and Rush was convinced he was a true conservative...

Source? if true, Rush has totally lost my respect.

[Son House]

Not true, the closest is Rush saying Romney’s last speech was all Conservatism. If one has listened to Rush long enough they’d know he was saying Romney has to be pushed to the right.

[skinkinthegrass]

thxs, for the ping. :-)
yah think, this (very convenient :) anarchic bridge attack
maybe is a "slick willie/sister soja" - wag the dog op....

[Eagle of Liberty]

Looks like this is gonna be a slow thread day. Shame because Rush is doing a good job.

[skinkinthegrass]

"If one has listened to Rush long enough they’d know
he was saying Romney has to be pushed to the right."verified...myth; is not even close to being a conservative, is an extreme liberal.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

high speed low pass from a lurker...........

[Clint N. Suhks]

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed lost 50 pounds on Ensure. He was happy!

[advertising guy]

it wasn’t Ensure that contributed to the weight loss...they shaved his back

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I understand he was a contestant on “The Biggest Loser: Gitmo.”

[Clint N. Suhks]

Jose made Leslie Stahl look like a fool. I wish Rush would play that clip over and over.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Now that is just nasty...