Posted on 05/02/2012 8:13:55 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good...Pro-Flowers got scared, so they knew they lost big when they quit Rush!!
I’d say inflatable boyfriend.
Being that his nanny was a “transgender” , aka pervert, there’s nothing that would surprise me.
I’m Welcome!
Another skull full of mush being educated.
Just a thought after listening (only) to summaries of The 0 and His Wonderful Afghanistan Adventure:
Besides making sure that his bragging got done during Prime Time, the entire trip was timed around the absolute least possible contact with the troops there.
...even the vehicles they were using as backdrop looked too new to have done anything but served as Hangar Queens, if they weren’t just brought along as props.
My blood pressure can not tolerate another 4 years of that dispicable little pr*ck!
The only way I can tolerate another 4 seconds is to ignore the ********** as much as possible.
(Actually, I started leaving the room every time The Prez showed up on radio or TV during Carter, then continued the practice for Slick and now The 0. Anybody wants to call any of those three “Ours” can have my share.)
Wasn’t it like 3am in the morning there? What a POS to ask our military to lose a night’s sleep for his political purposes.
Some reports I read, had him speaking in an empty hangar/storage area...
If you recall there were NO photo shots of the “adoring crowd” as the idiot yammered on....This was only another of that pukes “I LOVE ME” Photo ops (SPIT!)
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This caller is pissing off dissing Allen West.
You sir are exactly right! This is what the lady was speaking about. Either Rush didn't understand her or he did not want to criticize Boehner and McConnell. I hope it wasn't the latter.
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