I'm NOT Julia!
Posted on 05/04/2012 8:36:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Julia no está aquí!
Unemployment rate still creeping toward 8.0%. Too bad to get to that number, The TOTAL number of jobs is going down, instead of the number of Americans working going UP!
OBAMA=FAIL
To be revised back up.
Here and in for all 3. Thanks for the Ping, IMissPresidentReagan!
Greetings. Happy Friday.
In for a bit today....
man alive....they are tearin that golf course up
Julia es la convención de La Raza.
Has Rickie teed off yet and how is Webb doing? Oh and
There’s talk this kid and Strasburg may bring back the game to DC after a lost generation.
Rickie is out in 2o minutes and dang it.....but the D Backs bounce back well
What do you think of this “truce”? The one question if JR will bring back the zotted and opii has gone unanswered. It’s a good point that morale is down along with funds because of it.
the way government applies math.....a size 9 foot is bigger than a size 14 foot
What truce are you referencing? I have been not hanging as much on FR so I must have missed something...
I read the thread and Pro Flowers comes to mind
yeah I said it
JR’s thread in Breaking News.
LMAO!
I’m not sure what to think of it yet. I don’t know how far the “truce” will go.
There are some odd posts on that thread. Did you catch the poster who basically says he’s voting for Obama, because he thinks that will get us a conservative nominee in 2016?
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