Skip to comments.Composite Americans (Mark Steyn)
Posted on 05/05/2012 9:03:28 AM PDT by smoothsailingEdited on 05/05/2012 10:53:43 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
But being yourself is never going to be enough in the new composite America. Last week, in an election campaign ad, Barack revealed his latest composite girlfriend — “Julia.” She’s worse than the old New York girlfriend. She can’t even be herself. In fact, she can’t be anything without massive assistance from Barack every step of the way, from his “Head Start” program at the age of three through to his Social Security benefits at the age of 67. Everything good in her life she owes to him. When she writes her memoir, it will be thanks to a subvention from the Federal Publishing Assistance Program for Chronically Dependent Women but you’ll love it: Sweet Dreams from My Sugar Daddy. She’s what the lawyers would call “non composite mentis.” She’s not competent to do a single thing for herself — and, from Barack’s point of view, that’s exactly what he’s looking for in a woman, if only for a one-night stand on a Tuesday in early November.
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Only the smart ones are dishonest.
The rest are lazy.
Me too! The RNC or Romney needs to hire him. All the absurdities of the left need to be mocked withhout mercy.
Steyn is great
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Steyn must be excerpted
Steyn must be excerpted? Then Steyn can KMA! I’ll never post anything of his again, damn Canadian pansy! LOL!
Mark Steyn ping.
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Thanks for the ping smoothsailing.
If Steyn could teach the Romney campaign to parody Obama half as well as he does, this would be the funniest political campaign ever.
More importantly, Obama can’t handle being made fun of. He would lose control, followed quickly by losing the election.
That’s harsh. Although, it’s true.
LIEberals are both intellectually lazy and intellectually dishonest!
That is why I refer to them as LIEberals!
Complete hilarity, Mark is a true treasure. This is one of the funniest columns of his I have read in a while. Good lord, I cannot believe anyone takes these people seriously.
Way too funny!
It’s really not funny when you think that if it were any one of us, purporting to be a minority to get into school, we’d be in the clink right now...
Absolute classic. Fauxcahontas really got me. Brilliant.