Skip to comments.SCIENTISTS SUGGEST DINOSAURS TOOTED A NEW CLIMATE
Posted on 05/07/2012 8:08:58 AM PDT by lward99
Dinosaurs may be partly to blame for a change in climate because they created so much flatulence, according to leading scientists.
Professor Graeme Ruxton of St Andrews University, Scotland, said the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas, methane. ...
Read more: http://times247.com/articles/scientists-suggest-dinosaurs-tooted-a-new-climate#ixzz1uCGVTUeC
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I wouldn’t get that grant,
because the government has the same 1st commandment that God has.
“Hormel Chili: The Death Machine”
The dinosaurs did it! .... THE DINOSAURS DID IT!!.... Send money!
Notice the technique of assuming what you’re wanting to prove.
In this case, it’s even more insididious because it’s almost a side issue that is assuming what they are wanting to prove.
Is it a late April Fools joke??
[ Me too - Edgar Cayce said the Atlanteans nuked the dinosaurs and that we would discover a way to date things using carbon then discover we were wrong - at the turn of the 20th century. ]
Friday there was an episode of Ancient Aliens that postulated that the dinosaurs were nuked by Aliens....
Dinosaurs created global warming via farting, which led to more dinosaurs since they liked the warmth, which led to more farting, more dinosaurs and so on until one fine day an asteroid entered the atmosphere, igniting all that methane, blowing dinosaur carcasses plumb underground. That’s how they got there. Natural gas is ancient residual dinosaur fatrs.
I thought the liberals would be driving around in a Government Motors Volt!
I guess 1 CFU = 1000 DFU (DinoFartUnits)
Most libs I see (Obama stickers) are driving ugly little Japanese things, especially the Prius. I have yet to even see a Volt on the road.
I can’t think of any 0bama stickers I’ve seen on any cars not being driven by a black person or a homosexual (”=” sticker somewhere on the car).
awwwww....shoot! I just let out a 40 decibel, Chester the Molester fart.
I’ve contruted to Gorebull Warming.
I believe almost every Obama sticker I’ve seen is on vehicles driven by women. The “=” sticker is a new one to me.
And here's the new "homosexual" sticker, they've ditched the rainbow in favor of this:
LOL it is FUNNY!!
“...the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas...”
Incomperable to the amount of gas the witless left has emitted on the subject...
Origin of DINOSAUR
New Latin Dinosaurus, genus name, from Greek deinos terrifying + sauros lizard First Known Use: 1841
Used in sentence: “The dreaded Fartosaur could clear a primeval forest or
prehistoric savanna by lifting a tremendous haunches and breaking wind.”
SEE: Bombadier Beetlebaileysaur
Most of the Volts are parked in FIREPlaces!! :)
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