Skip to comments.[January 7, 2008] Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth
Posted on 05/07/2012 8:23:21 PM PDT by seawolf101
Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again
A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats.
Science is Unquestionable
The continents rest on massive tectonic plates. Until the beginning of the Industrial Revolution in the mid 18th century, these plates were fixed in place and immobile. However, drilling for oil and mining for minerals has cut these plates loose from their primordial moorings and left them to drift aimlessly. "The potential for damage is truly catastrophic," said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD). "The continents are adrift due to the ruthless capitalist exploitation of the environment for profit. Unless immediate steps are taken to halt all oil and mineral extraction, we can expect a massive surge in earthquakes and volcanos by next Tuesday." The representative seemed close to tears during his announcement, a clear indicator of the severity of the threat.
Villages in Peril
The IPCD bureaucracy has gone even further, proposing immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates and Europe be paid to the governments of non-industrial nations. "These non-industrial nations will be hardest hit by the looming catastrophe. No right-thinking scientist can question that," pronounced Brinker after composing himself. "On one coast they will see increased surf levels on their beaches as their continents accelerate, while on the opposite coast the flow turbulence will wipe out entire ecologically appropriate semi-neolithic fishing villages." These villages, it must be pointed out, are the primary raisers of children. Only massive infusions of industrial-nation cash can avert these effects.
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Would that be the same Hans Brinker who acquired silver skates to travel around Amsterdam with, when his wooden ones weren't fashionable enough? Then I would say he's part of the problem, by contributing to the decimation of the planetary environment through silver mining. He has little room to talk here!
Beat me to it. Ol’ Hank has got to be the dumbest Congress critter we have. And that’s saying a lot.
The reaction of the military guy he was questioning was priceless. He said, trying to keep a straight face: “er, we don’t expect that to happen” (Guam “capsizing” due to over population).
Sheila Jackson Lee
Member of the U.S. House
from Texas's 18th district
On a visit to the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, Jackson Lee made embarrassing news by asking if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.
Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.
(Earth's inner core is only about 7,000 degrees F. The outer core even less)
Thanks for posting this.
and thanks to FreedomPoster for pointing to this artice on BD476's thread on the Volcanoes...
I think part of the game plan is to throw such idiotic things out into the air to see how many Americans and Europeans can be hoodwinked completely. Test the air. See what one can potentially get away with and then go after the available money.
The entire continent of Asia is getting ready to flip.
It is long past the time to laugh at everything these lying would-be America rapists and plunderers have to say about “anthropogenic” anything.
Go soak your heads, climate hysterics. We’re onto you.
Oh, oops. LOL! Never mind...
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