Posted on 05/09/2012 8:28:24 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You joined the facebook Rush Babes? Good for you!
If they move the convention, they are going to PO what few supporters they have left...(read that to mean the union thugs that would work the convention/security/hotels/restaurants etc) TOO FUNNY!!!!!
I don’t do FB; otherwise I would. :-(
“Like”
Why not?
Good point, the SEIU still probably will stay silent though.
Just like the NAGs do when Bill Mahr craps on Bristol Palin.
I am SO pumped about the Indiana and NC elections last night! Even in my tiny town in The People's Republik of Connecticut, we voted down a ridiculous wasteful budget yesterday. As Rush said earlier today, people have had enough.
Obama and the 'RATs and the lapdog media must be in a state of mourning and confusion today - love it. It's gonna be FUN to watch the democRATs "suffer" through their convention in Charlotte, NC this September. The RAT's will be spending all that $$$$ in a state that gave 'em a big ole slap down yesterday, LOL.
Rush is fantastic today, and his words are giving me such hope for the November elections...
Thank you for that explanation....I thought I had gremlims in my computer for sure.
Yep, very positive, very encouraging. While I still grieve for France and Europe, perhaps Americans are seeing that THIS IS THE TIME to change directions and pressure our elected officials to do what needs to be done.
Libtards can’t shove Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell down our throats anymore.
Yes, same here... things are only going to get worse over there, and soon.
I didn’t think Angle was so bad, but O’Donnell.... yeesh.
I just returened to the gay caller. Hahaha, we are losing by winning elections that are outlawing gay marriage.
Idiot caller.
Adam & Eve...NOT Adam & Steve!
Just like Rush says, when they get polled they say the are for Sodomite marriage but at the ballot box they vote no when no one is looking.
Yes he is. I have been listening to Rush Limbaugh this morning and LOL! Several times he has said Obama is about ready to come out of the closet. He laughs then says not quite yet, but he is about ready to endorse GAY MARRIAGE.
Just joined Rush Babes on facebook.
I agree; I don’t recall that there was anything particularly wrong with Sharron Angle. I think they tried to pin the “racist” label on her for some comment she made about illegal immigration—I can’t remember it exactly—but otherwise probably would have won had Harry Reid not have marshalled his union and organized crime forces against her at the last minute.
Aside from the obvious joke that all Pauls are, unfortunately, no.
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