Texas reporter alleges firing over stripper work

FOX News ^ | May 11, 2012

[ArmstedFragg]

Less eyeshadow on the sex worker.

[tomkat]

How do they walk in those things ??

< snort >

[Candor7]

Not Guilty!

[hosepipe]

A Pressitute fired for being a stripper...?
Now thats NEWS...

Thats pretty close to being “the Whore Wars”...

[Candor7]

[advertising guy]

..............” this is so 345,712 hit it ago’s “

[MHGinTN]

Ah the physics of cantilevered hemispheres ... and her’s appear quite cantilevered.

[TigersEye]

100% innocent. Deserves to own the newspaper.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“I no longer hit it, but I have been known to smack that.”

Gotta take it through the car wash.

[mkjessup]

How do they walk in those things ??

VERY carefully, lol

[Jack Hydrazine]

More home schooling required?

[JIM O]

The good thing about the private market is you have flexibilty to make the correct decision. In this case you woul have needed to decide as whether to fire her. I would have said no and given her a raise.

[JoeFromSidney]

Ah the physics of cantilevered hemispheres ... and her’s appear quite cantilevered.

Have you ever read STRESS ANALYSIS OF A STRAPLESS EVENING GOWN? Hilarious mathematical analysis. I was surprised to find it's still available, because it's out of print. http://www.amazon.com/Stress-Analysis-Strapless-Evening-Gown/dp/0138526087. Well worth reading for the technically inclined.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Stupid girl. Reporters are only supposed to whore for Obama.

[rlmorel]

"...That's why she takes them off..."

[OrangeHoof]

I can just see some lad taking her to meet the parents.

“Mom and Dad, there’s something about her past we feel you need to know. She was once a stripper.”

“Oh my god son, is that all? We were afraid you were going to tell us she had been a journalist.”

“Well, that was the next thing I was going to mention.”

“Oh, no! Son, where did we go wrong? I thought we’d taught you better than that. I suppose the next thing you’re going to tell us is that she’s a Democrat.”

“Well.....:

“That’s it son. You may not have our blessing!”

[rlmorel]

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He’d hit it yes, there’d be no doubt
He’d hit it and he wouldn’t pout.