Obama makes speech in a couple's GARAGE... and even his hosts might not vote for him

The Daily Mail ^ | May 12, 2012 | Nina Golgowski

[EveningStar]

As leader of the free world President Obama will be used to making speeches to millions of people around the globe.

So he might have felt the occasion was a little beneath him yesterday when he stopped off in Reno, Nevada, to deliver an address outside a couple's garage.

[Ezekiel]

The MSM would never be able to bleep the expletives fast enough. Last thing they'd want to report on is the view of real Americans.

Call 1: Barack Obama? You f'ing POS! *click*
Call 2: Barack Obama? FUBO! *click*
Call 3: Barack Obama? Get out of our White House, you filthy Marxist usurper, and drag your fat beard out with you on her fat behind! *click*
Call 4: Barack Obama? May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Mooslim azz!!! *click*

:-)

[Humble Servant]

Either Tots is behind that black knee-high screen, or it’s there so you can’t see him kicking the crap out of some fat little black girl.

[Humble Servant]

Tots=TOTUS.

[erod]

But, but his personal popularity is so high there’s no way anybody wouldn’t want to vote for him after meeting the “messiah.”

[Humble Servant]

Dem’s union neighbors, lad. Union scale.

Charge it to the Taxpayers. ‘Bout time they paid us their fair share.

Stupid suckers.

[Mercat]

Is that black curtain there to hide totus?

[ArmstedFragg]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

(door opens)

“Hi, can I make a speech in your driveway?”

“No!”

(door slams)

(female voice) “Him again”?

“Yep”

[lovesdogs]

So much I want to say about what would happen if he set foot on my property.

Secret service needs a victory after humiliation.

Must keep mouth shut.

Does this qualify as Haiku?

[Slings and Arrows]

Pretty soon he'll be playing the opening of an envelope.

[eartrumpet]

Honey, you wanna walk out in the front yard and see the President make a speech?

Nah, I’m watching an info-mercial.

[savage woman]

That’s so funny...he’s definitely sinking lower and lower.
I think Moochelle is in the Jeep eating french fries...

[EveningStar]

WTF is that?

[Slings and Arrows]

He's the Spinal Tap president - his audience isn't small, it's selective.

[Slings and Arrows]

A thinking-of-you gift from Larry Sinclair.

[petitfour]

Hubby and I saw part of this speech Live on tv yesterday. Hubby immediately asked where the teleprompter was because Obambi was speaking so awkwardly and looking down at his cue cards or whatever had the speech on it. Then we turned the channel. We did not see the lack of people. The media is so selective in what they show. Lol

[Suz in AZ]

totus is behind the black screen.

[Eagles6]

Still looks very weird. He is tiny compared to those others folks even factoring slope and distance, like the situation room photo.
Remember, he uses a TelePrompTer to speechify to 5th graders, lies when he doesn’t have to. Don’t doubt they photoshop as a matter of course.

[liberty or death]

The media is and always has been his “crowd”.

[Oztrich Boy]

OH right. Mr Hoity Toity is outside a garage is he. Aren't we french? It's a car-hole.

[jennings2004]

Thank you so much....tells the whole story in my mind!