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'My junk was junked!' Geraldo Rivera claims he was 'manually raped' by a TSA employee
Daily Mail ^ | 11 May 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 05/12/2012 5:15:54 PM PDT by CaptainKrunch

Fox News host Geraldo Rivera caused another controversy today by claiming that he was 'manually raped' by a Transportation Security Administration officer (TSA).

Making the serious accusation on 'Fox and Friends' this morning, the 'Geraldo at Large' host said that the incident happened on a recent trip to Afghanistan.

'I got manually raped by a guy,' said Rivera.

'This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it.'

Causing co-host Gretchen Carlson to raise her hand to her mouth in mirth, the flamboyant broadcast journalist had been asked to comment on the recent removal of a toddler from a plane who was branded a terrorist.

As he told the hosts of the 'Fox and Friends' that he believed 'This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it.' Gretchen Carlson (right) raised her hand to stop laughing    As he told the hosts of the 'Fox and Friends' that he believed 'This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it.' Gretchen Carlson (right) raised her hand to stop laughing

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: atlarge; geraldo; geraldorivera; grimreaper; mediawingofdnc; mediawingofthednc; partisanmediashills; tsapervs

1 posted on 05/12/2012 5:16:00 PM PDT by CaptainKrunch
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To: CaptainKrunch

Rivera discovers that when the government machine smart bullet flies, he cannot stop it with the flip of a button like he does with his dildo.


2 posted on 05/12/2012 5:18:19 PM PDT by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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To: CaptainKrunch

3 posted on 05/12/2012 5:18:36 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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To: CaptainKrunch

Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?


4 posted on 05/12/2012 5:19:23 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you so much,Pumpkin. You're the best cat in the world.)
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To: CaptainKrunch

I feel intellectually raped every time Jerry Rivers flaps his gums.


5 posted on 05/12/2012 5:19:33 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: CaptainKrunch
Let's see if he goes back for more...


6 posted on 05/12/2012 5:21:50 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: cripplecreek; CaptainKrunch

C’mon Rivers, I’d bet it was no big thing.


7 posted on 05/12/2012 5:22:13 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: jazusamo

Somebody should ask the TSA if he’s really Jewish.


8 posted on 05/12/2012 5:23:35 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: CaptainKrunch

Probably not the first time he had his jewels fondled by another man.


9 posted on 05/12/2012 5:24:00 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: CaptainKrunch

The TSA guy went home and microwaved his hands.


10 posted on 05/12/2012 5:25:40 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (=)
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To: lightman
I hate the TSA as bad as anyone, but you gotta admit, Heraldo claiming he got "manually raped" is just plain funny.  As a matter of fact, it's fricken hillarious. (haha!!)

 

11 posted on 05/12/2012 5:27:13 PM PDT by CaptainKrunch (Freedom is what's fair.)
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To: CaptainKrunch

Don’t mess with the stash. :)


12 posted on 05/12/2012 5:27:33 PM PDT by allmost
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
"Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?"

Because it only works part of the time and sometimes when you don't want it to work at all especially during puberty.

13 posted on 05/12/2012 5:28:39 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Grammar & spelling maybe wrong, get over it, the world will not come to an end!)
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To: cripplecreek
LOL!

What a squirrel he is.

14 posted on 05/12/2012 5:29:34 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?

Obviously because the term user's privates are useless.

15 posted on 05/12/2012 5:33:30 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: CaptainKrunch

Payback is a bitch... he’s been raping TV viewers for years..


16 posted on 05/12/2012 5:35:00 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: CaptainKrunch
Will this be sufficient to get him, and others, constantly and verbally violently protesting this TSA (Touch Someones Ass) insanity?
17 posted on 05/12/2012 5:36:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: CaptainKrunch

If someone as well-known as Geraldo Riviera (goof that he is) can’t go through TSA without a groping, have we not yet reached the obvious conclusion, folks?

This is not about security.

This is a demonstration that the government has complete control over you. Right now it’s only at the airport ... oops, and train stations ... and some highways ... but it’s all about control. They OWN you and you’d better realize it quickly.

Like hell they do.


18 posted on 05/12/2012 5:40:56 PM PDT by DNME (A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright. — Robert Heinlein)
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To: darkwing104
No doubt he will be burning through those frequent flyer miles now!
19 posted on 05/12/2012 5:52:33 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal!)
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To: cripplecreek

LMAO!


20 posted on 05/12/2012 5:54:49 PM PDT by SirLurkedalot (Live Free Or Die)
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To: darkwing104

LOL!!


21 posted on 05/12/2012 6:00:31 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: CaptainKrunch

I don’t believe it for a minute. This buffoon was invited to discuss why a toddler was removed from the plane. Instead, in typical Geraldo fashion it became all about him and whatever story he could fabricate to make headlines. Why he was sent to Afghanistan again is beyond me. Didn’t he do enough damage the last time he was there almost telling the enemy where to find the troops?


22 posted on 05/12/2012 6:03:14 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: CaptainKrunch; lightman

Makes a great new tagline; thanks, I needed one!


23 posted on 05/12/2012 6:04:37 PM PDT by carriage_hill (("My junk was junked by the TSA!"))
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

Four letter word? Like... nah.


24 posted on 05/12/2012 6:08:17 PM PDT by carriage_hill (("My junk was junked by the TSA!"))
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To: CaptainKrunch
they touched his vagina?

lol

25 posted on 05/12/2012 6:08:54 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. and the economy died.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

that would be “mangina”. lol


26 posted on 05/12/2012 6:29:28 PM PDT by printhead (Standard & Poor - Poor is the new standard.)
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To: CaptainKrunch

Impossible. For there to be rape there had to be penetration, and Geraldo’s head would have been in the way.


27 posted on 05/12/2012 6:40:33 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: CaptainKrunch; GeronL

I have to ask. Sorry but I have to.

Geraldo has junk to be junked?


28 posted on 05/12/2012 6:52:56 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

I have no idea and I do not want to know.

But now that I know what “junk in the trunk” actually means, I wish I didn’t


29 posted on 05/12/2012 7:01:25 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: CaptainKrunch

“Geraldo At Large”...........maybe not so much.


30 posted on 05/12/2012 7:02:45 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: CaptainKrunch


31 posted on 05/12/2012 7:09:38 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: CaptainKrunch

‘I got manually raped by a guy,’ said Rivera.

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But did he mention if he enjoyed it or not?


32 posted on 05/12/2012 7:13:38 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: cripplecreek

Zactly!


33 posted on 05/12/2012 7:23:30 PM PDT by X-spurt (Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: CaptainKrunch

Yep everyon3es a liberal till they get manually raped by the TSA.<PGonna just say it... It couldn’t have happend to a nicer guy!


34 posted on 05/12/2012 7:27:03 PM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: CaptainKrunch
So, the TSA is issuing TWEEZERS to their agents now?

(I hope we are not paying $400 each for them, since it is the government buying them.)

35 posted on 05/12/2012 7:51:49 PM PDT by PalmettoMason (South Carolinians need to start choosing a primary challenger to Nikki Haley NOW!!!!!!!)
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To: Chode

LMAO!!!!!!
took ten minutes to reply :)


36 posted on 05/12/2012 9:08:02 PM PDT by twistedwrench
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To: CaptainKrunch

What a drama queen.


37 posted on 05/12/2012 9:14:35 PM PDT by Aquamarine (Legalize the Constitution!)
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To: CaptainKrunch

TSA = Touching Sensitive Areas


38 posted on 05/12/2012 9:20:37 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: twistedwrench
8^) sad but true...
39 posted on 05/13/2012 6:33:01 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

Nov.20010,a man was being searched by TSA and someone standing nearby was using his camera to film the search. At one point the agent got too close to the man’s “parts” and he shouted “don’t touch my junk”. It was one of the first time an airport search was filmed. This particular one, with the phrase that became famous, was aired (there was the video) and discussed on tv for days. You tube “don’t touch my junk” and see the video


40 posted on 05/13/2012 6:35:40 AM PDT by capt B
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