Posted on 05/14/2012 8:44:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Everyone is equal except some are more equal than others.
Sorry, how could I possibly get those two rags confused? /s
If BJ Clinton could be the first “black” president then why is this a stretch for your libtard coworkers?
At the least somebody ought to tell Michelle...
that is an excellent choice cause the King version is really like the 3/4 ton in 1/2 ton clothes....
I still say MOOchelle is wither a tranny or merely a beard!
not bad for 5 months work huh
Rush Limbuagh, in pity, gives up his radio slot, to hasbeen, Mark Davis.
WTF????
true... why is he in a pity???
If the truth be told, even the “libs” around here are not comfortable with SSM. They really think this will hurt Obama in November.
Seminar caller alert!
Then the kids must be adopted.
OMG get this Sodomite off the phone...
Sleeper fag alert! I can tell that this dude is all for control, as long as they fit his preferences. The only reason for him to make those arguments, is because he thinks that some can be controled.
Get this queer off the phone or I’m shutting off this horrible show!
That ain't near to being acceptable. Not even as an attempt at humor.
....just got that line stuck up my nose too many times already, so I do believe that I'll just sit back, lurk for a bit and think a bit so's I don't go off half-cocked.
BBL....maybe.
Hey fag, you are right, marriage between fags is as evil as abortion.
HE wouldn’t let Mark Davis adopt a child because he’s a “bigot”?
Boy, do the claws come out when you don’t let these little nazis have their way!
20% of children raised by Sodomites become homosexual when they are only 2% of the population.
Why are they all so angry?
Hey fag, quit talking about hypocracy and equality when you are all for controlling others based on your preferences. When you can learn to think, maybe you can learn to become emotionally and mentally healthy some day.
They are all so angry because they know that they are living a lie and in ANY case where that lie is not blindly accepted, they know that they are seen for what they are. They must browbeat their detractors and get society to aid them in their mob behaviour. If they are not successful, then they can not hide what they KNOW is their own evil nature.
They know they are living lies and sin, that they are acting against their own nature. If not, then they would not fight to became “parents” via adoption.
http://abcnews.go.com/News/story?id=7942546&page=1#.T7FH9lKE3bw
http://www.hicktownpress.com/pedophile-frank-lombard-sentenced-to-27-years/
Moral Relativism on full display.
Is it me or is the entire Democrat platform the Anti-Ten Commandments?
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