That ain't near to being acceptable. Not even as an attempt at humor.
....just got that line stuck up my nose too many times already, so I do believe that I'll just sit back, lurk for a bit and think a bit so's I don't go off half-cocked.
Hey fag, quit talking about hypocracy and equality when you are all for controlling others based on your preferences. When you can learn to think, maybe you can learn to become emotionally and mentally healthy some day.