What to Expect When You're Expecting to Become a Jihadi

ABC News via Yahoo News ^ | 5/14/12 | RANDY KREIDER

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Al Qaeda's Yemeni affiliate has released a new English-language training manual that offers American would-be jihadis details on what to expect when they join al Qaeda, but recommends that they consider staying home and "attacking America in its own backyard."

Written by U.S.-raised al Qaeda propagandist Samir Khan, who was killed in a 2011 drone strike, "Expectations Full" tells Western recruits what hardships they can expect to encounter when they arrive at training camps in Yemen and other Muslim countries, from physical training and outdoor living to dealing with wounds.

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"If you feel terrified ... close your eyes and image yourself inside, paradise, entering its magnificent gates. Imagine glancing at your beautiful palace . . . Think of your hoor [beautiful maidens promised to believers] that are awaiting you."


"I await you my lord."

[AmonAmarth]

I would expect to be blown up by:

1.) Drone
2.) Explosive in my underwear
3.) Mishandling my IED

[thethirddegree]

"I swear by Allah, when one is under the aerial bombardment of the enemy, there is no time in the world when one feels closer to their [God] than this," wrote Khan. He was killed by U.S. Hellfire missiles fired by Predator drones on Sept. 30, 2011, along with U.S.-born radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki.

In America, expect to be gunned down like a dog by our armed, freedom-loving population.

[Chode]

then there's the Four Lions Missile Launcher Fail

[Zeppo]

He should have also recommended that those potential jihadi idiots get in some quality practice time using their left hand, if you know what I mean...

[Dajjal]

jihad bump