David Beckham a ‘Young Up-and-Comer,’ Obama Jokes (Obama fascinated with men's underwear)

wall street journal ^ | 5/15/2012 | staff

[tobyhill]

President Barack Obama welcomed the L.A. Galaxy, the 2011 Major League Soccer champions, to the White House on Tuesday. Here is the text of his remarks.

2:12 P.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. (Applause.) Everybody, please have a seat. Have a seat. Well, welcome to the White House, everybody. And congratulations to the L.A. Galaxy on your third MLS Cup. (Applause.) Number three.

I’m not going to flatter myself by assuming these cameras are for me. (Laughter.) I want to thank the Galaxy for letting me share in the spotlight. (Laughter.) The truth is, in America, most professional soccer players have the luxury of being able to walk around without being recognized. But not these guys. This is the Miami Heat of soccer. (Laughter.) And together, they represent one of the most talented lineups that MLS has ever seen.

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Last year, at the age of 36, David had his best year in MLS, leading the team with 15 assists. He did it despite fracturing his spine halfway through the season, injuring his hamstring the week before the championship game. He is tough. In fact, it is a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear. (Laughter.) David Beckham is that man. (Laughter.)

[goseminoles]

Mo...

[BenLurkin]

The Doofus in Chief is a refugee from planet Academicor.

[FormerACLUmember]

That Obama creature really IS homosexual, is it not?

[tobyhill]

There's no doubt in my mind that Obama is gay and once he leaves office will come out of the closet. He was talking about women's fashion earlier and now he talks about men's underwear.

[BenLurkin]

[garjog]

"it is a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear. (Laughter.) David Beckham is that man. (Laughter.)"

Nauseating thought: If Obama wins a second term we will keep hearing lines like this.

Obama's entire ethos is despicable, loathsome and vomit inducing. Agreed?

[tumblindice]

“I’m not going to flatter myself by assuming these cameras are for me. (Laughter.)”

Mr. Narcissist has officially become a parody of himself, a walking SNL skit.

[twister881]

Gay lovers -- Burnt & Ernie:

[al_c]

I wonder who wrote this for him. I don’t think he knows diddly about soccer.

[citizencon]

Can anyone imagine Putin saying stuff like that to a group of hetero athletes?!!

[twister881]

Similar to his encyclopedic knowledge of baseball — Bathhouse Barry couldn't name one member of his “favorite” ChiSox when the booth announcer asked. Mom jeans-wearing Marxist sissy and congenital liar.

[a fool in paradise]

Our first douchebag metrosexual president.

[fatima]

Might Be wrong thread to say this but I think he is being blackmailed for being gay.It makes no sense for him to out for Gay Marriage and hurt himself in the polls.Blackmail.

[advertising guy]

in Kenya they used goat heads

[tumblindice]

“Diary”
Song: Bread
Lyrics: me
Subject: BO
Intended recipients: freepers older than great big oak trees

I found my diary underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words I’d written took me by surprise
You’d never read them in my eyes

They say that I had found
The love I’d waited for
Wouldn’t you know it?
I didn’t show it, for a while ....

She confronted me with the writing there
I simply pretended not to care
She passed it off as just in keeping with
My gay and debonair savoir faire

And though I tried to hide
The self-love that I denied
Wouldn’t you know it?
I wouldn’t show it

Until I started to really suck,
to stink so really bad
It all made me so sad
I said screw it and came out
Now I’m a near flame-out ....
sniff

[RightOnline]

LMAO...............too freakin’ funny. Now, damn you, that tune will be running through my head for days......(guess you hit your intended target)