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Naked rambler wanders into chip shop for a "battered sausage"
Daily Mail ^ | May 16, 2012 | Rob Preece

Posted on 05/16/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT by Teotwawki

this rambler appears to have taken things a step too far - by strolling to a chip shop wearing nothing but boots and socks. The mystery naked man was spotted walking down the middle of a leafy residential road, seemingly without a care in the world.

His bold display shocked witness Tim Stevens and his girlfriend Kate, who watched the surprising spectacle as they drove through Enfield, north London. The couple were so amazed by the man's actions that they filmed him on a camera phone.

Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a ‘battered sausage’.

Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: batteredsausage; naked; napl; publicnudity; sausage

1 posted on 05/16/2012 10:52:09 AM PDT by Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki

:: ‘He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud. ::

Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”!


2 posted on 05/16/2012 10:57:23 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows

Your “maturity” is needed over here!


3 posted on 05/16/2012 10:58:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Deport that man to El Paso!


4 posted on 05/16/2012 11:01:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Teotwawki
...mystery naked man... a ‘battered sausage’.

Yikes. No pictures, PLEASE!

5 posted on 05/16/2012 11:02:32 AM PDT by Brandonmark (2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
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To: Teotwawki

“Oy, mate ... ya really need another one??”


6 posted on 05/16/2012 11:02:40 AM PDT by mikrofon (Already a-salted & battered .)
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To: Teotwawki

What did he pay for it with?.............


7 posted on 05/16/2012 11:04:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Teotwawki

Looking for a banger?


8 posted on 05/16/2012 11:04:28 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Teotwawki

“…and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”


9 posted on 05/16/2012 11:05:18 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: mikrofon

Exactly! “Well what’s that down there, then?”


10 posted on 05/16/2012 11:08:53 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows

My dad drove a Rambler for a [cough] VERY short time. He traded it for a pretty, yellow Camero.


11 posted on 05/16/2012 11:16:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Teotwawki
Aw yes!....The old naked man-battered sausage trick!
12 posted on 05/16/2012 11:29:58 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”!


13 posted on 05/16/2012 11:37:13 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: TheOldLady

Naked Rambler

14 posted on 05/16/2012 11:47:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.

Well, why the hell not...

15 posted on 05/16/2012 11:48:54 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Teotwawki; Lurker
Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a ‘battered sausage’. Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didn’t say anything, he just looked happy and proud.

I'm very sorry.

I'll never do it again.

Until next time.

16 posted on 05/16/2012 11:53:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: RichInOC
“…and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”

Successful cultivation of a hearty LazamaLaugh.

17 posted on 05/16/2012 11:54:04 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m just saying that must have been one hell of a party.


18 posted on 05/16/2012 11:59:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Teotwawki

He didn’t order spotted dick?


19 posted on 05/16/2012 12:14:22 PM PDT by dainbramaged (OMG - Obama Must Go)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wearing only Ferrari badges and tires?


20 posted on 05/16/2012 12:16:32 PM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: thefactor

There just aren’t that many pictures of naked Nash Ramblers on the web.


21 posted on 05/16/2012 12:20:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Close, but not a station wagon. And it was the most putrid shade of brown I ever saw in my life. Dull as dishwater.

This one almost looks good. Looks as if someone is making a sleeper.


22 posted on 05/16/2012 12:21:28 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Teotwawki
Isn't "battered sausage" a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?

23 posted on 05/16/2012 12:22:05 PM PDT by jrg
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To: TheOldLady

Like I said before, just not that many pix of naked Nash Ramblers on the web.


24 posted on 05/16/2012 12:25:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jrg

No, more like a hot dog on a stick. It’s a breaded, deep fried sausage.

I was going to say “banger” but... never mind. ;-P


25 posted on 05/16/2012 12:29:36 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

No, darlin’! If you had gotten a picture like my dad’s Rambler, I probably would have to go and embrace the porcelain throne. I HATED that horrible thing.

You done good, friend.


26 posted on 05/16/2012 12:31:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Smiley - Blush - 2
27 posted on 05/16/2012 12:34:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Teotwawki

I was afraid the “battered sausage” reflected abuse of the parts on display.


28 posted on 05/16/2012 12:42:40 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: jrg
Isn't “battered sausage” a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?


Nah, it really is a sausage dipped in batter and deep fried...:^)

A clogged artery special, just like most of the stuff from the chip shop.

29 posted on 05/16/2012 12:59:27 PM PDT by az_gila
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To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
I'd be happy to batter his sausage.

I guarantee neither would he ever want it battered again, nor could it ever be.

30 posted on 05/16/2012 1:18:52 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Teotwawki
Midnight Naked Rambler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5ez6_MjVI

31 posted on 05/16/2012 2:42:49 PM PDT by Cheburashka (It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Oooooh! Bloodthirsty! I like that in my friends.


32 posted on 05/17/2012 5:35:46 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows
a ‘battered sausage’

Paging John Wayne Bobbitt.

33 posted on 05/17/2012 9:16:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: TheOldLady

I should have added, “sic semper moronicus!”


34 posted on 05/17/2012 6:44:26 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

*Snort* [giggles]


35 posted on 05/17/2012 6:47:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kewl Rambler, lowered, should have chopped the top
a few inches too.

My parents had one but it had sort of fins at the back.
I backed into a police car one night and thats how they
picked me up.
Had a lot of esplaining to do.


36 posted on 05/17/2012 6:52:23 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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